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==Shortpasta Madness== |
==Shortpasta Madness== |
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'''Current count: 13''' |
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*It all started when a Russian woman smashed a guy with a hammer. Anyway, the guy was Super Mario. YAHOO |
*It all started when a Russian woman smashed a guy with a hammer. Anyway, the guy was Super Mario. YAHOO |
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*I used to be normal. Now I'm not. Deal with it. |
*I used to be normal. Now I'm not. Deal with it. |
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*She was running, she was scared. And he caught her, now she's impaired. |
*She was running, she was scared. And he caught her, now she's impaired. |
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*There was once an unbreakable DVD. If it broke, it would always reappear. How did it do it? Magic? Some kind of reassembly technology? Nobody knows. |
Revision as of 21:44, 19 July 2021
Your local genius.
I made these
Shortpasta Madness
Current count: 13
- It all started when a Russian woman smashed a guy with a hammer. Anyway, the guy was Super Mario. YAHOO
- It all started when I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios and I watched a scary episode of Spongebob. Then I died.
- I was looking at a story online and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED." And the sad part was, it never did.
- You know how ViacomCBS has a weird way of counting Spongebob episodes? Who gives a shit?
- If you're expecting a answer to anything, be disappointed. There isn't one, there never was, there never will be. Now go read this.
- I was walking when I saw a car. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
- So ur making out with ur girlfriend, but then da phone rings. U answer, and it says, "What r u doing with mi daughter?" Then u realize, the phone was never plugged in! THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?
- You hear the phone ringing. You answer it. Now you're dead.
- Once upon a time, I played a game called Super Mario and Mario killed me. And you're next!!!!!!!!
- Hearing a gurgled meow, you pick up your cat and throw it in the trash. WHAT A TWIST!
- I used to be normal. Now I'm not. Deal with it.
- She was running, she was scared. And he caught her, now she's impaired.
- There was once an unbreakable DVD. If it broke, it would always reappear. How did it do it? Magic? Some kind of reassembly technology? Nobody knows.