User:Tali64³

Your local genius.

I made these

• Scary spongebob pasta
• Kentucky fried pony

Shortpasta Madness

Current count: 14

• It all started when a Russian woman smashed a guy with a hammer. Anyway, the guy was Super Mario. YAHOO
• It all started when I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios and I watched a scary episode of Spongebob. Then I died.
• I was looking at a story online and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED." And the sad part was, it never did.
• You know how ViacomCBS has a weird way of counting Spongebob episodes? Who gives a shit?
• If you're expecting a answer to anything, be disappointed. There isn't one, there never was, there never will be. Now go read this.
• I was walking when I saw a car. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
• So ur making out with ur girlfriend, but then da phone rings. U answer, and it says, "What r u doing with mi daughter?" Then u realize, the phone was never plugged in! THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?
• You hear the phone ringing. You answer it. Now you're dead.
• Once upon a time, I played a game called Super Mario and Mario killed me. And you're next!!!!!!!!
• Hearing a gurgled meow, you pick up your cat and throw it in the trash. WHAT A TWIST!
• I used to be normal. Now I'm not. Deal with it.
• She was running, she was scared. And he caught her, now she's impaired.
• There was once an unbreakable DVD. If it broke, it would always reappear. How did it do it? Magic? Some kind of reassembly technology? Nobody knows.
• I know you're not going to believe what I'm going to say, so I won't say it. Good night, everybody!