User:Tech 8ight

I am the very definition of a bad influence.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What does KKK stand for?

KKK stands for Kool Kash Killaz. The Kool Kash Killaz were a gang from the Bronx who were all tragically gunned down by the Italian Mafia on the Ides of March. They were forgotten and no one knew about them until 1999, when popular rap duo N.W.A. (Nice Wholesome Artists) learned about the KKK and made a song called Kool Kash Killaz, which glorified gang violence. The song became the number one best selling song of all time and the members of N.W.A., Eazy-E and Method Man, received a threat from the FBI to stop performing that song at concerts. They did, and that's the reason why you didn't know what KKK stood for.

Why do Japanese girls in porn have pussy hairs?

Japanese girls have pussy hairs because in Japan, it is frowned upon to shave your pussy. If you shave it, you could be put to death. Your family will also be jailed and be forced to eat dead bonsai trees for the rest of their lives. Also, you're a fucking pervert for watching porn.

My Trollpastas

• The Super Duper Pooper Scooper Creepypasta Season 1 Box Set
• What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know: The Cure of Yellow Fever
• The Crazy Macaronis
• Crips 4 Lyfe
• Candle Cove: Blood Edition (DELETED)
• Jesus and the Mashed Potatoes
• Candle Cove: Blood Edition (SFW Version)
• Matei is a Fucking F*ggot
• Ijime.exe
• The LL Cool J Anomaly
• Dame.avi
• The Carl Sagan Ritual
• The Day that Ridley Became Playable
• Email to dscott3872
• Rajesh N*ggerf*ggot (DELETED)