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<p style="text-align: center;">I want to touch Serena's butt</p> |
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<p style="text-align: center;">{{SUPPORT}}</p> |
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===<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Carrot.jpg|left]]'''''UNBAN ME PLEASE'''''=== |
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color:green; border:4px ridge black">'''[[User:Trigger Hurt|<span style="color:white;">Trigger Hurt da St00pid</span>]]'''[[User_Talk:Trigger_Hurt||<span style="color:white;">My fucking talk page</span>]][[File:Gardevua.gif|0x100px]]</span> 09:01, April 4, 2015 (UTC)</p> |
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<p style="text-align: center;">'''My name is ''Trigger Hurt ''and welcome to ''Jackass'''''</p> |
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<p style="text-align: center;">'''IM FUCKING BACK YEAAAAAAAAA'''</p> |
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<p style="text-align: center;">'''[https://instagram.com/lolskeletons.v3 IM MOSTLY ACTIVE ON INSTAGRAM]'''</p> |
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<p style="text-align: center;">'''[https://www.youtube.com/user/LazarCow Come here for youtube channel]'''</p> |
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{{Template:Infobox |
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|Box title = Trigger Hurt |
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|image = File:AHsfvRS.png |
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|caption = Gardevoir sucking banana |
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|Row 1 title = Dick Size|Row 1 info = 12 feet |
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|Row 2 title = Occupation |
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|Row 2 info = Faggot |
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|Row 3 title = Favorite Pokaymon |
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|Row 3 info = Gardevoir |
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|Row 4 title = Favorite NOT Porno |
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|Row 4 info = NOT Hentaifap |
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|Row 5 title = Dislikes |
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|Row 5 info = Everything |
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|Row 6 title = Likes |
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|Row 6 info = Gardevoir porn, trollpasta wiki, GodzillaFan1, Toasty, have fun wiki, anything that is not a brony, trellpata, Pokaymon, Pokaymon porn, porn, hentai, hentaifap, fapping, masturbation, banana, KKK, etc. |
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|Row 7 title = Motto |
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|Row 7 info = "Fuck you" |
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|Row 8 title = Rating |
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|Row 8 info = 2/10 |
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|Row 9 title = Nature |
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|Row 9 info = Fapggressive |
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|Row 10 title = Yuotube Chanel |
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|Row 10 info = [https://www.youtube.com/user/LazarCow TriggerHurtSD]}} |
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'''''I am usually online....''''' |
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'''''never''' fuck off'' |
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'''Quote of the Year''' |
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''"As Mega Gardevoir, it turns almost straight-up white; only its afro remains green. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its gown becomes longer n' wider, resemblin a funky-ass bridal gown. Da forearms is slightly thicker wit a pointed extension above tha elbow. Its facial spikes is larger n' now curl upwards. In contrast, its afro is now shorta n' mo' tightly curled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There is now two horns up in tha centa of its chest, extendin ta either side. These horns is holla'd ta be a physical manifestation of dis Pokémonz ass, n' it be able ta use tremendous psycho juice now dat it is open."'' |
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''A Grand Total of''''': 42''''' Creepypastas'' |
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==Brianpastas== |
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#[[BRIAN.EXE]] |
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#[[Brian rotation]] |
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#[[Brian's Waterbottle]] |
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#[[BRIANFU.BAT]] |
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==Not Dead Pastas== |
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#[[Sex.exe]] (First Trollpasta Ever) |
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#[[MenLottlePiniy.avi]] |
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#[[Spojbub n pitrck go tu a strep clob.vhstape]] |
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#[[Freiouhvneaohgf.swf]] |
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#[[Teh Krusty Krab Behind the Scenes]] |
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#[[My Little Pointy Conspiracy]] |
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#[[DETH TRUMPET]] '''<------ (A True Demon Spawn)''' |
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#[[Burj Khalifa.jpeg]] |
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#[[MOOTAHAR EDVENCHER]] |
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#[[SCP-3950180580731985139549317459813759315]] |
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#[[TEH YOLO SWAG]] |
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#[[GODZILLAFAN1.EXE]] |
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#[[TRIGGER HURT AND PATRIXXX GO TO NORTH KOREA]] |
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#[[TRIGGER HURT PLAYS BANJO KAZOOIE]] |
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#[[Mike Teh Mawnster Goes Swimming]] |
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#[[RollerCoasterTycoon3.exerection]] |
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#[[Septner11]] |
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#[[Bleeding Ball Sack]] (Archived) |
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#[[Teh Huge Admin Orgy]] |
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#[[Pawn Stars]] |
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#[[BIG BONER]] |
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#[[DETH TRUMPET: TEH SECUNT HUANTING]] |
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#[[BRIAN.EXE]] |
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# [[Trigger Hurt's Halloweener]] |
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# [[Trigger Hurt's 4 Hour Chatroom Experience]] |
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# [[Trigger Hurt's Sexual Adventure: the Game]] |
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# [[Cuonter striek source: teh snipur ciurss 2.exe]] |
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==Dead Pastas== |
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#[[EGGO MY DED]] |
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#[[An sp00ky chain message]] |
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#[[The Last CockPasta]] (Archived) |
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#[[Jeff the Kilr Teh Game]] |
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#[[My Little Jeff: Fuck You]] |
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#[[Super SmileJeffThePony.jpg(aybiker)]] <--- '''LONGEST ONE (thats what she said)''' |
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#[[My Little Sex; Sold at Walmart]] |
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#[[BENJAMIN PASSED AWAY UNDERWATER]] |
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#[[TEH INACTUV FEYGIT ON TEH TREOLLPAUSTUH WEEKEE]] (Archived) |
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#[[CUONTUR STRIEK; TEH SNIPUR CIRSS]] |
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#[[TRIGGER HURT QUEST.EXE]] |
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#[[IM A FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS]] |
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== People who are my friends on this Wiki == |
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If you are on this list, then we've met through the chatroom. |
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# [[User:GodzillaFan1|'''GodzillaFan1''']]''' (Goddy) ''' |
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# [[User:TheToaMaster|'''TheToaMaster''']]''' (Toasty) ''' |
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# [[User:Fatal Disease|Fatal Disease]] (Fetus Disease) |
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# [[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]] (SOMEGAY) |
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# [[User:Unethical User|Unethical User]] |
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# [[User:NunyaPie|Nunyapie]] |
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# [[User:SIR AWESOME HAT|SIR AWESOME HAT]] |
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# [[User:Onesel|Onesel]] (Tw@sted Nipples) |
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# [[User:Sevornoco|Sevornoco ]](Sevornipples) |
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# [[User:MechaKingGhidorah789|MechaKingGhidorah789]] |
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# [[User:Bob Herpington|Bob Herpington]] |
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# [[User:Bryce.rigden|Bryce.rigden]] |
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# [[User:Skepolo|Skepolo]] |
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# [[User:LOLSKELETONS|LOLSKELETONS]] |
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List to be continued. I don't remember every name, but I do remember all the good times. |
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== ppl i h8 == |
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these ppl are c00lguys |
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# [[User:Animefan9999|Animefan6969696969696969]] (da main c00lguy) |
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== List of Shits == |
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* <s>100 edits</s> |
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* <s>200 edits</s> |
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* <s>300 edits</s> |
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* <s>400 edits</s> |
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* <s>500 edits</s> |
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* <s>600 edits</s> |
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* <s>700 edits</s> |
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* <s>800 edits</s> |
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* <s>900 edits</s> |
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* <s>'''1000 FUCKING EDITS '''</s> |
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* 1500 edits |
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* '''2000+ EDIT MASTER RACE''' |
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* <s>Make at least one friend</s> |
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* <s>Make at least one enemy</s> |
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* <s>Write a trollpasta</s> |
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* <s>Have trollpasta read by someone on youtube</s> |
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* <s>Get banned</s> |
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* <s>Get banned from the chat</s> |
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* <s>Get a GF</s> |
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* Stop being a faggot |
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* Write a good trollpasta |
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* <s>Write a bad trollpasta</s> |
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* <s>Stop being a bronyfag</s> |
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* <s>Stop being a Spongefag</s> |
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* Stop being a Pokephile |
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* Get a job |
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* Complete elementary school |
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* <s>Come back to Wikia</s> |
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(There's more to come) |
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==IMAGIS== |
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Like oh my god, look at her butt.png|>mfw the first time I saw my gold iphone 6 |
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AHsfvRS.png|Gardevoir eating a healthy snack |
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Martin's Face.png|watup youtube |
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4cock.png|bruh |
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gaydevoir.jpg|when a girl at the supermarket wants my cock |
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EXPAND GARDEVOIR.jpg|EXPAND GARDEVOIR |
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Picture of me 2.png|>mfw erectile dysfunction |
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tumblr_n495ugTuEY1tqzvqdo1_250.jpg|mr. krabs has a huge cock |
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600 EDITS.PNG|600 cock edits |
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Brian gets a donger.png|Brian Wong's Donger Expands |
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iphone66.jpg|my gold iphone 6 |
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jmDeDXY.jpg|when i see the booty |
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stoopet.png|Onesel orders a cock delivery |
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Chicken_McNuggets,_Indonesia.jpg|my favorite food |
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Pokemon Rin Red.png|My favorite Gen VII game |
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HA 69.PNG|HAHAA, IT SAYS 69 |
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tumblr_mukhrdvGzw1r6d0sao1_500.gif|fagface |
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Lunar_eclipse_April_15_2014_California_Alfredo_Garcia_Jr1.jpg|the moon turns red, that means spooky shit is supposed to happen |
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lel.PNG|The legacy of my deleted Facebook account |
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Big+pecks+cheek+pouch+damp+gooey+leaf+guard+limber+and+_42e35f155f92a587c57eec94ddbb9201.jpg|I will fucking molest your children before they are even born. |
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700 edits.PNG|700 COCK EDITS MAKES MY CHROMOSOMES GO WILD |
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my favorite store.PNG|my favorite convenience store |
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dire.PNG|Sheet music written in concert pitch |
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I WIN THE GAME.PNG|I FUCKING WON THE GAME |
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Capture.PNG|Compton Backlash |
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kirlian.png|Brian and his Kirlia |
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debit.png|GLORIOUS STEAMBOX MASTURBACE |
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flat,550x550,075,f.u3.jpg|BEST DUBBIESTEPPY ARTIST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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ye be.png|We will never forget... |
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GLORIOUS.PNG|GLORIOUS BRONY WIKI ARTICLES |
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unreasonable.PNG|BRONIES UNREASONABLY BANNING PEOPLE AGAIN |
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800 EDITS.PNG|800 COCK EDITS |
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DETH TRUMPET in the key of C.jpg|A subspecies of the Bb DETH TRUMPET |
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Five Nights at Brians.png|Most Overrated Cancer Game |
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900 EDITS.PNG|900 FUCKING EDITS!!! 100 MORE TILL 1000 |
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goddy.jpg|my interpretation of GodzillaFan1 |
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oUSP5pH.jpg|threatening an admin |
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1000 FUCKING EDITS.png|FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 1000 EDITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
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LOOOL.png|Treleling the CPWC part 1 |
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sEr3HlB.png|treleling the CPWC part 2 |
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A0g87ld.jpg|RIP Instagay GOT B& KEKEK FOLLOW MY NEW INSTAGAY @LOLSKELETONS.V4 |
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a1cPuYD.jpg|new fgt instagay |
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z0sywcz.jpg|this fgt ass |
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