User:WalRig31/FinulFantasee
I watched an ad while I was trying to get rewards for the Neon FM Radio. [[File:FF15 Cover.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The ad showed a medieval middle ages city, then came in a black hair man who just strolls in like ´´HAII GAIIZ!´´. He said something, but I couldn´t hear it, so I´m assuming he said his name. I´m calling him Diet Could. Then we go right and see a medieval middle age knight shooting a gatling gun to the ski. ´´EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!´´ We then see three other people jumping forwards, who are named Cloud 2, Deus Ex Man, and Black E-Sexual, right before Diet Cloud threw his gun sword in front of him. Then we see Diet Cloud throwing his hand like he REALLY wants to catch something. The people keep talking, but I don´t hear anything. Then the ground exploded. I saw a black tattoo man giant, who went ´´WRUIIIIIIIIIIIII!´´, and then the ground exploded again.
Then we get the search bar and a wojan saying ´´Final fantasy 15. Pay FREE, NOW!!! From the app store!´´. Not polotely.
The ´´game´´ looked ´´great´´, so I downloaded it because I´t´s final fantasy, and I haven´t played Final Fantasy 11 in 3 years because I think it´s shut down. Now the game is done downloading and I´m ready to play it.
Oh, and while I was looking in the App Store, it had a bright bluw and black border, so I know it´s ´´great´´ great. I start the gamme.
The game asked me out for a date, I made my account, and then chose a character. I picked Diet Cloud, because I want to burn some Clouds who go ´´HUUUU!!´´ ´´HAA!´´ ´´HA!´´
I saw a field, and a text box popped up, with Diet Cloud in the text box. The text box showed some letters.
´´Hi, I´m...´´ that´s all I could until I got a big grey box, with a sensational host shouting ´´And NOWW! A WOOOOOORD from out SPONNSIRS!´´ Then it cut to black.
After some articlers scrolled by, including ´´FIVE MUSUNDERSTOOD MOVIE SCENES AND HOW HAN REALLY SHOT FIRST!!!´´ ´´MONSTER HUNTER WORLD SUPER MARIO RELEASE DATE GAMEPLAY DETAILS DATA AND MORE MORE MORE!!!´´ ´´RETURN OF THE WAR OF THE RISE OF THE BATTLE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES OF TOMORROW DIRECTOR HINTS AT MORE FIGHTING APES IN SEQUESL!!!´´ ´´GEOCUBE STORM TRAILER SHOWS CATASTROPHIES DEVASTATE PLANETS AGAIN!!!´´ ´´DESTINY 2 PAID PREVIEW CONTENT INCLUDES FIGHTING THE CAMPAIGNS AND MORE MORE MORE!!!´´ ´´YOU MUST PLAY THIS ADDICTING VIKINGS GAME THAT WILL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT SERIOUSLY NOW NOW NOW!!!!´´ ´´5 MILLION NETFLIXERS DE-NETFLIXED THEIR NETFLIX OVER THIS NOT-NETFLIX NETFLIX AND CHILL OPPONENT RIVAL!!!´´ ´´MEAT THE BOOTS OF MICHALE BAY´s CHANGEMORPHERS!!!´´ ´´THE ACTUALLY ORIGINAL GAME OF THRONESES SEASON 8 BLINGS TOGETHER FIRE AND ICE!!!´´ ´´WHEN WILL THE MIRACULOUS TALES OF THE MIRACULOUS LADY BUG MIRACULOUSY NOIR THE CAR MARICULOUSLY SEASON 2 MIRACULOUSLY COME OUT!?!?!?´´ ´´VENOM GETS ANOTHER SYMBIOTEE FROM THE COMIC COMICS!!!´´ ´´sgcdcgdc 2019: A GUIDO TO ALL STAR TREKS AT WARCON!!!´´ ´´HAS DOCTOR WHO IS HIS NAME SHOWN HIS FACE!?!?!?´´ ´´SPIDERMAN BACK HOME IS WHAT SHE SAID!!!´´ ´´WHY YOU CAN´T SEE IRON MAN IN SPIDER MAN!!!´´ ´´ASSES CREED IS NOW ITS OWN EHNUHMAY!!!´´ Once all the articles scrolled by, there was an ad.
Extremely loud grind metal played while red and white flashing was on the screen with the text ´´500 MILLION CHILD POM-POM MAGAZINES!!!!!!!!´´ with the text ´´Comes with $5000 paycheck´´ at the bottom right. While loud moaning was in the background during the extremely loud grind metal, a countdown of 3 hours was at the bottom right.
I watched an ad while I was trying to get rewards for the Neon FM Radio.
The ad showed a medieval middle ages city, then came in a black hair man who just strolls in like ´´HAII GAIIZ!´´. He said something, but I couldn´t hear it, so I´m assuming he said his name. I´m calling him Diet Could. Then we go right and see a medieval middle age knight shooting a gatling gun to the ski. ´´EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!´´ We then see three other people jumping forwards, who are named Cloud 2, Deus Ex Man, and That Guy, right before Diet Cloud threw his gun sword in front of him. Then we see Diet Cloud throwing his hand like he REALLY wants to catch something. The people keep talking, but I don´t hear anything. Then the ground exploded. I saw a black tattoo man giant, who went ´´WRUIIIIIIIIIIIII!´´, and then the ground exploded again.
Then we get the search bar and a wojan saying ´´Final fantasy 15. Pay FREE, NOW!!! From the app store!´´. Not polotely.
The ´´game´´ looked ´´great´´, so I downloaded it because I´t´s final fantasy, and I haven´t played Final Fantasy 11 in 3 years because I think it´s shut down. Now the game is done downloading and I´m ready to play it.
Oh, and while I was looking in the App Store, it had a bright bluw and black border, so I know it´s ´´great´´ great. I start the gamme.
The game asked me out for a date, I made my account, and then chose a character. I picked Diet Cloud, because I want to burn some Clouds who go ´´HUUUU!!´´ ´´HAA!´´ ´´HA!´´
I saw a field, and a text box popped up, with Diet Cloud in the text box. The text box showed some letters.
´´Hi, I´m...´´ that´s all I could until I got a big grey box, with a sensational host shouting ´´And NOWW! A WOOOOOORD from out SPONNSIRS!´´ Then it cut to black.
After some articlers scrolled by, including ´´FIVE MUSUNDERSTOOD MOVIE SCENES AND HOW HAN REALLY SHOT FIRST!!!´´ ´´MONSTER HUNTER WORLD SUPER MARIO RELEASE DATE GAMEPLAY DETAILS DATA AND MORE MORE MORE!!!´´ ´´RETURN OF THE WAR OF THE RISE OF THE BATTLE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES OF TOMORROW DIRECTOR HINTS AT MORE FIGHTING APES IN SEQUESL!!!´´ ´´GEOCUBE STORM TRAILER SHOWS CATASTROPHIES DEVASTATE PLANETS AGAIN!!!´´ ´´DESTINY 2 PAID PREVIEW CONTENT INCLUDES FIGHTING THE CAMPAIGNS AND MORE MORE MORE!!!´´ ´´YOU MUST PLAY THIS ADDICTING VIKINGS GAME THAT WILL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT SERIOUSLY NOW NOW NOW!!!!´´ ´´5 MILLION NETFLIXERS DE-NETFLIXED THEIR NETFLIX OVER THIS NOT-NETFLIX NETFLIX AND CHILL OPPONENT RIVAL!!!´´ ´´MEAT THE BOOTS OF MICHALE BAY´s CHANGEMORPHERS!!!´´ ´´THE ACTUALLY ORIGINAL GAME OF THRONESES SEASON 8 BLINGS TOGETHER FIRE AND ICE!!!´´ ´´WHEN WILL THE MIRACULOUS TALES OF THE MIRACULOUS LADY BUG MIRACULOUSY NOIR THE CAR MARICULOUSLY SEASON 2 MIRACULOUSLY COME OUT!?!?!?´´ ´´VENOM GETS ANOTHER SYMBIOTEE FROM THE COMIC COMICS!!!´´ ´´sgcdcgdc 2019: A GUIDO TO ALL STAR TREKS AT WARCON!!!´´ ´´HAS DOCTOR WHO IS HIS NAME SHOWN HIS FACE!?!?!?´´ ´´SPIDERMAN BACK HOME IS WHAT SHE SAID!!!´´ ´´WHY YOU CAN´T SEE IRON MAN IN SPIDER MAN!!!´´ ´´ASSES CREED IS NOW ITS OWN EHNUHMAY!!!´´ Once all the articles scrolled by, there was an ad.
Extremely loud grind metal played while red and white flashing was on the screen with the text ´´500 MILLION CHILD POM-POM MAGAZINES!!!!!!!!´´ with the text ´´Comes with $5000 paycheck´´ at the bottom right. While loud moaning was in the background during the extremely loud grind metal, a countdown of 3 hours was at the bottom right.
Needless to say, I deleted the game and walked outside, sickened that square enix would sell out their franchise to advertise pron.
I don´t know about the nude skin-beard man on the tree. While I walkeded, the nude skin-beard man jumped on me. And then he exploded. ´´Dagrn michale...´´ I said-whispered, before blacking out from the explosion. I´ll never know why we have nude people with chest beards.
I woke up yet again, and stood up. The ground was completely black iron grey, with pink walls and white gold borders on the corners and sides. There is also a door to the left where Glass Break.
´´HAIII ZOOU AIHURDYU LAIIK VEEDEEEOOOU GYAEEEEMZ!!!´´ jumped the man who wore nothing but a metal mask and a pants. ´´Yes, we do.´´ I said. ´´ENDAIIII HERRD YULAIK EYE OH ESS, ENDE ROLL PAYYINN GREBS, AND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE LY EMIZING KESH CURBS!!!´´ he said in a deep, ogre-y and raunchy voice similar to a high-pitched metal growl. ´´Yes, but I don´t know what you say.´´ ´´BAAT DERZ GOULD NYUUUZ, YUU WANN GUDDUM TAIIMUZZUH!?!? YULSII INDE MITILARY FRILOKKIN STITOOT TUTU!!´´ He shouted as he jumped into the door. I walked through the door, because the door is broken because the glass is broken.
I´m walking in the halling, with a fight happening on the paint on the wall to the left. It´s something about ostriches, pelicans and toasters, but I was too busy looking at the explosions and burgers. To the right, I see empty halls with no doors, and beds in empty spaces next to a small table. As I walked, I saw the people in the beds of the spaces. I heard their voices who can hear my vois. Once was sitting in the middle saying ´´I think I´m going to chase Fine & Rein and put them in plastic balls.´´. I continued walking and saw another space, this time with a guy under the sheets of his bed with a dent on his upper pants area. I thought it was a jack-mushroom, so I asked.
´´What are you doing?´´ I asked, and he responded with ´´Worshipping Princess Madoka.´´ ´´OK good you go work ships I´m going forward.´´ I said as I continued walking ahead, now stuck with the reminder that there is a guy who is OK with sleeping under a mushroom in bed.
I then came to the foor, and I opened Glass Break. I jumped back as the masked pants jumped out again. ´´ÉNN HEEER WII WHEEL BEE FITTING THEEE PAY GREAWNDS!!! YUWIL N JYOOOOY DE INSIRT WIT SHOMRAPH ONNA BECCATION!!!´´ he shouted and ran over me. But not before stopping and pulling out a pelican´s head and humping it head-back with his turret as he went ´´MMMRRMMRRMRRMRMRMRMRRR´´. He then threw the pelican head against the floor and ran behind me again. The pelican head then grew springs and jumped to the cieling, where it stays like an african fry butterfry.
I went through the door again, and I found a ceiling-less giant play ground room activity center room. To the right are the target practice, where I see a man exploding from an apple. ´´Pringles appp pies, they are done!´´ he said as he burned and exploded again. I looked to the left and saw a bunch of square tiles on a round surface, with another old kid in front of it. ´´Are you freddy for some foapal?´´ he said as he ran to me. While I walked once, I stepped on a tile, which pushed downwards. The tile he was standing on sprung upwards on a spring, and flew off into the ceiling-less ceiling. ´´FAN FINE FINE FAN FAN FAN FINE FINE Fan fii...!!´´ he screamed as he made looping stunts and flew off, becoming a star before disappearing. And then he came back and fell back to just the outside of the room, where I can see his laygs.
I was about to leave, thinking it´s too OK to stay on the broken mirror stains on the ground, and then Glass Breaks. ´´WII ARRRR GEDERRED TODEEEIII 4! TE NECKST FIT-NESS FAIGHT AGENST DE LIONS!!!´´ he shouted at us three, the two just jumping up and down in line. The smaller one said ´´Gateaux, don´t you mean the Lione?´´ ´´YUU ARR ABS O LOOT LEE KURREKT!!!´´ he said, who I now know is Gateaux probably. He continued ´´WII WHEEL BEE GONG FOR A FAIGHT AGENST THE LIONE TO KURR HERR OF HERR DEPRESSION HAPPY AND´´ he then suddenly ran and crotch-butted the Guy's face, launching him to just outside of the room, on the roof ground where there are more contraption things I can´t see. I also noticed a tunnel with a wooden sign that says Lion, with an E painted on the very right side to make Lion E. ´´NAOOO, HOOT ARRR YUUUUUEEEEE!?!?´´ Gateaux shouted in front of me as he slurped and licked his face from behind the mask. ´´Amp!´´ the other guy beside me said, wiat didn´t he frolick his way out of Aimsdale? I thought he did, because it´s disintegrated like my nutty nuts, which I ate for breakfast yesterday. ´´BOOOOOOOOOO RILLIANT! WHEEE ARRR SLEEPY SHLEEPY SHEEELPING INNA HOURRZUH, NAOO GEBBEK TSUYOOR BEHD!´´ Gateaux said as he jumped backwards.
´´Who is that man?´´ I asked to Amp. ´´That is Gateaux, a man called Gateaux´´ he explained gateaux as I now knew gateaux´s name, which was Gateaux. ´´While Shomraph is on vacation playing mini golf for sweat shop charities, he is the boss of bosses today.´´ he explained Gateaux some more. ´´Now I have to yawn in the bed.´´ I said. ´´Me too, I also have to bed the yawns.´´ Amp said, as we both held hands and walked out, when he let go and ran ´´Aimsdale Aimsdale I found the Chosen One. The lottery will cure my diseased illness so I can be ill for 2 days again!´´ Amp said as he ran off, probably into that empty rooom.
I can´t find any beds that were unbudy, so I had to only find the only one: The mushroom guy, who I saw is now falled on the ground, taking the sheets with him. A wet spot is in the middle of the bed, likely where his mushroom was, but I don´t see a mushroom. I pushed the guy a few centimetres away, then jumped into the bed, grabbing the sheets from the other side to avoid the wet spot. I also chose to sit sleeping on the side, to not come into the...
I touched the liquid.
I stretched myself and did the tucker, feeling dry from the sheets.
´´HAII SOOOUUU AIHURD YULLLAIK FINUL FANTASEE!!!´´ Gateaux said. ´´Actually, that empire scam made me hate the entire fran...´´ I was about to say before he jumped and grabbed me from the back as he threw me off the gray pillars. Chocolate pudding floor made me bounce right off as Gateaux dove in, and held a bual of concentrated chocolate. He threw it straight at me as it turned into jellyfish. The jellyfish wrapped their testicles about as they SHOHOHOCKUCKUCKU MEMIMEMIMEEEheehe and they explode. INTO WATER! I flew off but not before it rains SHOOTING STAR! Then I saw the behiimos, who said ´´Why didn´t you sue the machine zone?´´ before it took off its bomb and exploded into money bills.
I woke up, for real realzies this time, this time in the room I woke up, but one of the walls were Rrrrripped out, leaving grrass. I ran out, thinking I have discovered aimsdale.
I didn´t.
Instead, I saw a bunch of people in a line together, and Gateaux standing in front of them.
´TUDEY WHEE WHEEL FIGHTIGHTIFHT AGEST DE PINE CONE EMUS! GEYO BURGER JIGGIES HERE!´´ Gateaux said as he threw several golden hands on sticks at us. We picked them up and charged, and I walked then ran after them, wanting to see what they werere doing.
We saw our opponents. The Emus. Wearing Pine Cones for laygs. We swung our burger gloves around, and out sprayed over 12 burgers with each swing. We swung while we charged and already one Pine Cone Emu is gone. Then one of the Emus spat ice cream breath out of its beak and one of our people are down. One of our people used to be good, and now he is food. I jumped and grabbed another Emu, and shoved the glove on a stick into the beak, inflating the emu until it exploded, with double the toppings falling everywhere. Then the pepperoni started living and turning into a dagger, which then split into double edges and started walking. I saw the grass raining upside down as more and more Emus came. We threw burgers at them and keep exploding, yet they keep coming and we are coming. We began shooting red orange yellow green fading beams out of our faces, and then they whipped out tissues made out of ear wax from their eyes, we quadruple jumped and floated from the reverse rain, then the grass turned into knives and thunder started, we went on a Woodboard and began flying on the ground while the cassowarry is worshipping for power, we shot forwards with rocks falling out of our backs, the rocks cracking and becoming water while we did loopings with tapdancing emus on the giant pudding face breathing wid ventilators over sentient coasters with eyes on the clouds and erhataajaphelletiphaaajettrererererffgppppppppAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Here is the lesson again: Free games are worse than drugrugs.
