User talk:BurningTorrent
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Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything!
SOMEGUY123 (talk) 22:39, August 31, 2014 (UTC)
HOW DO ADD FRIEND
Someone Forgot Their Signature (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)
YOU CAN'T THERE'S NO WAY. NONE OF US HAVE FRIENDS HERE M8.
BurningTorrent (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)
So if everytime a trollpasta is made, you come straight away to make a comment? Damn son, thats nice
[LE BAGUETTE GUY FROM FRANCE] 08:25, April 11, 2015 (UTC)
It depends if I read it or not or if I really feel like leaving a comment.
BurningTorrent (talk) 13:03, April 11, 2015 (UTC)
Saw on your profile you were open to doing a collab.
So....yeah....we should do one....
....Uhhhh....
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 13:44, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
I did have a few ideas for trollpastas, such as:
- Dethklok becomes a boy band. Since the band has 5 members, it works out perfectly.
- Super Bowel 69 (between the Shitfuckistanian Pirates & the Washington Redskins [South Park's version]). All the players get swords and chaos insues.
- The Charmin bears have a sexual fetish for wiping their asses. I mean, come on, that's all they think about on the commercials.
Just a couple ideas. Lemme know which one you like.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 17:41, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
I love it. I would've ended up using MS Paint anyways.
Do you have a Google account? I do all my typing on there, and we could start a shared document to pass back and forth with ideas.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 20:05, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
Set the document to shared. Hopefully should pop up on you end. It's just a blank page for now.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 21:04, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
I see I have converted you over to Metalocalypse. Excellent...Phase 1 of 'Operation: NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is complete. Now for Phase 2...BRB have to go buy a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler...
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 00:51, June 1, 2015 (UTC)
Operation 'NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is an 8-phase procedure...8 meaning 'infinity symbol'...meaning I'm doomed to repeating the same operation for eternety. Had to sell my soul to the devil for eternal life just so I could continue on.
Phase 1: Get someone addicted to Metalocalypse.
Phase 2: Get a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler and set it up outside for the neighbor's kids to play in.
Phase 3: Watch Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise XXX Edition and enter the secret button combination on the connected Xbox controller at the 52.3 minute mark exactly.
Phase 4: Open up a wormhole in my TV.
Phase 5: Turn around, pull down my pants, and goatsee the wormhole.
Phase 6: Have the Crazed Butt-stabber pop out of the TV and stabbled me in teh butt.
Phase 7: A quantum-flux reaction causes the TV to phase out of the material universe and get thrown into a random alternate universe, killing no one and confusing the shit out of anyone in the immediate vicinity.
Phase 8: ...Profit...except not, because the Kickstarter project for this only raised $2.37, which I spent on a Doritos Fritos Beefy Cheesy 5-Layer burrito at Taco Bell.
(Optional) Phase 9: Moonwalk on the front lawn of the White House while nuclear missiles launch in the background and Guile's Theme plays.
Last time I did this, the TV landed somewhere in the Sinnoh region, where the Pokemon League Champion Cynthia found it on the ground playing reruns of King of the Hill. Rumor has it she's still sitting in front of that TV with a big bucket of ice cream and a spoon, eagerly watching Jetpack Bill fly through space with his leaf blower jetpack for the millionth time.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 03:49, June 3, 2015 (UTC)
no luv weed web
oi m8.
smoke weed everyday.
peace mothafukka.
'But what if Patrix90 isn't kill?[[File:ILLUMINATI.jpg|0x17px]]
U fukin wat m9? SWED. peace mai frond.
BurningTorrent (talk) 19:59, June 12, 2015 (UTC)
Me like video games,
Me play Postal Tew,
Me find funny
Screenshot for yew:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=467231078
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 12:43, June 23, 2015 (UTC)
K.
BurningTorrent (talk) 17:03, June 26, 2015 (UTC)
Hello
<¤> Hello, i'm Bonesy. As i am incapable of doing so, would you please go to Scheepybirds talk page. There is something waiting. You will understand.
17:53, July 2, 2015 (UTC)
WHARGARBLE
BURNING! Memez added you in his series 'The Overly Epic Reign of Corruption'. Thought you might wanna know.
23:42, July 8, 2015 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for telling me. Just read the whole thing.
BurningTorrent (talk) 17:39, July 9, 2015 (UTC)
Amurica
Memez is a fan of your work as well, so mah fukboi will be happy to hear that. He said he would continue it after i continue the Adventures series, but i cant write right now so dont hold your breath 4 more of his series.
17:54, July 9, 2015 (UTC)
Schtuff
U has Steam account?
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 18:28, July 22, 2015 (UTC)
Yeah I do, don't really go on much though.
BurningTorrent (talk) 05:49, July 30, 2015 (UTC)
Well, I've got a few good reasons to get on more often:
1. Gary Coleman
2. Krotchy dolls
3. Lighting people on fire
4. Extinguishing said people by peeing on them
5. "Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?"
6. The Super-fun Pigeon Hunting Mission
Send me a friend request on Steam and I'll show you what I mean.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 02:26, July 31, 2015 (UTC)
Tried sending you a request but it says your friends list is full. Try sending me one. On steam it's 'mishisderpy'
BurningTorrent (talk) 02:55, July 31, 2015 (UTC)
Check out your Steam profile when you get a chance.
Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 02:26, August 1, 2015 (UTC)
eyem happeye
I think i'm ACTUALLY gonna win TPoTM. Me on outside:Calm but impressed.Me on inside:FUCKING RAINBOW LASER WEED SHARKS FIGHTING ALIEN ROBOT DEMON PIRATES IN A SUPERNOVA!!!
06:03, July 30, 2015 (UTC)
This is some rate banter. Hope you win anyway!
BurningTorrent (talk) 06:36, July 30, 2015 (UTC)
Happy Near-Year
Happy almost one year Burning! Also, you dragged me into Homestuck. I cosplayed as Dave Strider at my local con.Damn you.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 04:39, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
Ayy, thank you! Also, I dragged someone down into the depths of depravity with me! Woop!
BurningTorrent (talk) 13:19, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
IMPROtINT MASSAGE UF NO IMPOTTENCE
So I see you've taken to reading my Xanthia.lua series?
Gr8 m87.
I'll just link you to the rest of the series incase you missed it.
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Xanthia.lua
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Xanthia.lua_Episode_4_-_Fall_Of_The_FNAF_and_JTK_Fanbases_In_A_Horrible_Ending_Note_For_An_Equally_or_Infinitely_More_Cancerous_Series -Fresh off of WordPad (Also, you're a main protagonist in this one)
Feel free to call me a faggot if this is horribly annoying.
TheDudeWhoLicksMustard (talk) 12:22, August 26, 2015 (UTC)TheDudeWhoLicksMustard
UR AN FAGIT HAHAHAHA! (jk.)
Yeah, I was going to get round to reading those eventually, after I've finished working on everything else.
BurningTorrent (talk) 18:10, August 26, 2015 (UTC)
Your Impending Doom.
Your punishment for dragging me into this fandom is.....DEATH. No, thats letting you off easy.....INCLUSION INTO MY HORRID PASTA SERIES!!!!! That seems a far more fitting punishment.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 19:06, August 26, 2015 (UTC)
NO, NOT INTO THE PASTA SERIES, IT BUUUURNS!
BurningTorrent (talk) 19:09, August 26, 2015 (UTC)
Your inclusion into the Cult.
The squad heard the padding sounds of feet running, and turned to see Skepolo sprinting away from the current party. Alex sat and watched
Bonesy:"Aren't you gonna do something?"
Alex:"My pet has been quite hungry as of late, maybe i should give him a snack..."
Skepolo neared the lake, almost to the edge of the horizon, when a long,bright red tentacle emerged from the water and snapped him in half.A collective "HOLY SHIT" rang out around the field.
Memez:"Hate to point out the obvious, but now we're down a person and the teams are uneven."
Alex:"I have that covered."
Alex took a small vial filled with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD and drew a pentagram on the grass.He mumbled many words that everyone in attendance couldn't understand, and a flaming hole opened up.And from that hole crawled the demon known as...
Burning:"I'm only PART demon, dammit."
You're in the Adventures now, m8.
A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 17:47, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
God damn it I wanted to sit around and do nothing for a while longer. Oh well, I guess I'm a part of this now.
BurningTorrent (talk) 18:02, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
ae
Welp Burning, it happened. Check No.8 out when you get the chance.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 05:09, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
New pastuh
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_The_Killer Still don't know why you dragged me to that movie, it was complete shit
A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 14:00, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
It was still better than Boku no Pico though.
BurningTorrent (talk) 16:04, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
D'ART
I have a proposition for you. You seem to art well, so i have a request.Everyone in the Adventures, Including you, with weapons raised back-to-back in a circle.
I'll pay you!
N-no i won't what am i saying.
A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 16:09, September 4, 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, sure I'll do it. Can you link me to some ref images so I know what I'm doing? (They cam just be crappy paint images, I just need to know how to draw them)
BurningTorrent (talk) 16:25, September 4, 2015 (UTC)
kkkkk
EDIT:Nvm, heres a link of some art memez already made, but there's some ppl he didn't add, i'll describe 'em.http://godofmemezs-sandbox.wikidot.com/wikiverse-characters-gallery Skepolo has simple black pants and a black shirt, with a decidedly french hoodie and a frenchball for a head. Uxie is literally the pokemon Uxie, just with biker goggles
A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 19:31, September 4, 2015 (UTC)
Shameless self promotion chapter two: The Mad Max crackfic.
So, I wrote a little something special last night, and I'd like to see if you could check it out because I'm too lazy to not be annoying when trying to get my stuff promoted :p.
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mad_Max:The_Bucket_of_the_Autumn
Lemme know what you think I was on when I wrote it.
TheDudeWhoLicksMustard (talk) 17:03, September 9, 2015 (UTC)
D'ART LE FRANCOIS OEUF
How's the art going, if you dont mind me asking? Also, you're officialy in the Adventures 'till the end bb.No.9's coming saturday.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 05:22, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Hte cameos i like
Just now saw my cameo, and im thinking of making a favorite pages section like you, because there are no original ideas.Also, i watched Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve before you did bb.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 19:34, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Oshit continuity issues! Oh well. As for the art, school just started back up, and I've been bogged down with that because the amount of homeswork this year has pretty much been tripled. Also, I'm trying my best to get the anatomy right (bleh ocd) and because of that it may take a while, I will get it done though. I guess since I've not really started, I should ask you if you want it in any particular style, cartoony, realistic etc.
BurningTorrent (talk) 19:58, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
okkk
I like the style you drew your profile pic in, could you do it like that? Also, im gonna try and draw what i imagine youq Dubstep Sword to look like. Speaking of weapons, do you need me to describe any of them?A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 20:10, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, that would be useful actually. After that could you tell me what order I should put everyone in in the cirlce, or do you not really care?
BurningTorrent (talk) 20:18, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
okk
Order doesn't really matter, but MAKE SURE IM IN FRONT CUS NARCISSISM AND IM IMPORTANT AND nah jk. Any specific weapons you need described?A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 20:21, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Whatever weapon TotemUxie and Skepolo have.
BurningTorrent (talk) 20:23, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
kko
I just realized Skepolo has no weapon other than the one shotgun he used during 8. Uxie has a small green ball with a red button thats a small nuke with no explosive potential, just a big flashbang.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 20:34, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Ok, I'll see what I can do here. Sorry to ask even MORE questions, but would you like full body or just upper torso?
BurningTorrent (talk) 20:41, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
Caledfwlch
Full body. sorry for late reply, was reading shaggy dog story (Its the shit)A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 21:30, September 18, 2015 (UTC)
No problem. I'm getting a few of them done on paper now before I sketch over them on the computer. I won't be able to fit them all in a circle though, so I have another idea if you're ok with it. I'll add what I think the end result should be like.
I'm going to add in the virus at the top and make it a source of light. This is the order that everyone will be in. If you want any changes just tell me. The two at the sides will be slightly tilted so it looks more 3D.
[[File:Lookslikethisidk.png|right]]
BurningTorrent (talk) 21:03, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
Well, shit
SG deleted the first, fourth, and fifth Xanthia.lua installments. Apparently the first and fifth were unfunny, and i'm trying to see why the fourth was deleted. In the meantime, every installment will be hosted on my own wiki.
text link is here. Your text link is here.
EDIT: The fourth was apparently also unfunny and violated the ToS with the use of the word "faggot".
TheDudeWhoLicksMustard (talk) 14:20, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
I'll edit the links now.
BurningTorrent (talk) 16:38, September 19, 2015 (UTC)
my phone won't let me edit my messages
Looks good. Did you like Number 9?A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 11:58, September 20, 2015 (UTC)
Yup. It was good. Finished one of the characters, only 10 more to go!
BurningTorrent (talk) 12:47, September 20, 2015 (UTC)
Most definately NOT dead
Not dead, just moved to another location. And i'm still gonna finish ten, i'm just gonna post it elsewhere.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 18:54, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
I can't believe the adventures is fucking alive.
BurningTorrent (talk) 19:34, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
Viva la
Yep, viva la Ventures. Also, saw Jack, hory shet mindbloA Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 22:48, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
Ayy, yeah. The others may take some time because I procastinate on procratination. Seriously. But I am working on the second one, and as soon as I get off my ass, finish most of my homework, and stop being the laziest person in the United Kingdom, I will get them done. XD
BurningTorrent (talk) 23:57, September 23, 2015 (UTC)
GO TEAM
Okay, motivation...um...Go team! Art or fart..no thats stupid...um...Doing this keeps you from going outside?...no...Im in the Thames and if you dont i'll pop out!...no,too threatening...You get the idea, positivity dammit.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 03:16, September 25, 2015 (UTC)
What do i even call this message
Would it be a bother if i asked who you're working on nex-No, better idea. Gimme a vague af hint. When i get online tommorow i'll link you The Adventures on my wiki,A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 05:30, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
Ok then. I just finished working on the second front view and I will be posting it soon. I'll probably do Kerbin next.
BurningTorrent (talk) 17:06, September 30, 2015 (UTC)
Mah b-day
Tomorrow, look out for my awful birthday femslash special involving lots of ketchup! I'll link you when it's posted.
EDIT: Here you go. I finished in in less than 48 hours. Also, I'm not sorry for any shipping ;3.
(inb4 i get called a fagit)
TheDudeWhoLicksMustard (talk) 02:21, October 14, 2015 (UTC)
http://a-rather-hilarious-bone-structure.wikia.com/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Kerbin,_Celtic_and_Bonesy
Here's the link to my site that's hosting The Adventures currently.
A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 17:30, October 15, 2015 (UTC)
