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Operation 'NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is an 8-phase procedure...8 meaning 'infinity symbol'...meaning I'm doomed to repeating the same operation for eternety. Had to sell my soul to the devil for eternal life just so I could continue on.

Phase 1: Get someone addicted to Metalocalypse.

Phase 2: Get a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler and set it up outside for the neighbor's kids to play in.

Phase 3: Watch ''Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise XXX Edition'' and enter the secret button combination on the connected Xbox controller at the 52.3 minute mark exactly.

Phase 4: Open up a wormhole in my TV.

Phase 5: Turn around, pull down my pants, and goatsee the wormhole.

Phase 6: Have the Crazed Butt-stabber pop out of the TV and stabbled me in teh butt.

Phase 7: A quantum-flux reaction causes the TV to phase out of the material universe and get thrown into a random alternate universe, killing no one and confusing the shit out of anyone in the immediate vicinity.

Phase 8: ...Profit...except not, because the Kickstarter project for this only raised $2.37, which I spent on a Doritos Fritos Beefy Cheesy 5-Layer burrito at Taco Bell.

(Optional) Phase 9: Moonwalk on the front lawn of the White House while nuclear missiles launch in the background and Guile's Theme plays.

Last time I did this, the TV landed somewhere in the Sinnoh region, where the Pokemon League Champion Cynthia found it on the ground playing reruns of King of the Hill. Rumor has it she's still sitting in front of that TV with a big bucket of ice cream and a spoon, eagerly watching Jetpack Bill fly through space with his leaf blower jetpack for the millionth time.

[[User:Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus|Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus]] ([[User talk:Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus|talk]]) 03:49, June 3, 2015 (UTC)