User talk:BurningTorrent

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SOMEGUY123 (talk) 22:39, August 31, 2014 (UTC)

HOW DO ADD FRIEND

Someone Forgot Their Signature (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)

YOU CAN'T THERE'S NO WAY. NONE OF US HAVE FRIENDS HERE M8.

BurningTorrent (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)

So if everytime a trollpasta is made, you come straight away to make a comment? Damn son, thats nice

[LE BAGUETTE GUY FROM FRANCE] 08:25, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

It depends if I read it or not or if I really feel like leaving a comment.

BurningTorrent (talk) 13:03, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

Saw on your profile you were open to doing a collab.

So....yeah....we should do one....

....Uhhhh....

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 13:44, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I did have a few ideas for trollpastas, such as:

- Dethklok becomes a boy band. Since the band has 5 members, it works out perfectly.

- Super Bowel 69 (between the Shitfuckistanian Pirates & the Washington Redskins [South Park's version]). All the players get swords and chaos insues.

- The Charmin bears have a sexual fetish for wiping their asses. I mean, come on, that's all they think about on the commercials.

Just a couple ideas. Lemme know which one you like.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 17:41, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I love it. I would've ended up using MS Paint anyways.

Do you have a Google account? I do all my typing on there, and we could start a shared document to pass back and forth with ideas.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 20:05, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Set the document to shared. Hopefully should pop up on you end. It's just a blank page for now.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 21:04, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I see I have converted you over to Metalocalypse. Excellent...Phase 1 of 'Operation: NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is complete. Now for Phase 2...BRB have to go buy a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler...

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 00:51, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

Operation 'NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is an 8-phase procedure...8 meaning 'infinity symbol'...meaning I'm doomed to repeating the same operation for eternety. Had to sell my soul to the devil for eternal life just so I could continue on.

Phase 1: Get someone addicted to Metalocalypse.

Phase 2: Get a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler and set it up outside for the neighbor's kids to play in.

Phase 3: Watch Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise XXX Edition and enter the secret button combination on the connected Xbox controller at the 52.3 minute mark exactly.

Phase 4: Open up a wormhole in my TV.

Phase 5: Turn around, pull down my pants, and goatsee the wormhole.

Phase 6: Have the Crazed Butt-stabber pop out of the TV and stabbled me in teh butt.

Phase 7: A quantum-flux reaction causes the TV to phase out of the material universe and get thrown into a random alternate universe, killing no one and confusing the shit out of anyone in the immediate vicinity.

Phase 8: ...Profit...except not, because the Kickstarter project for this only raised $2.37, which I spent on a Doritos Fritos Beefy Cheesy 5-Layer burrito at Taco Bell.

(Optional) Phase 9: Moonwalk on the front lawn of the White House while nuclear missiles launch in the background and Guile's Theme plays.

Last time I did this, the TV landed somewhere in the Sinnoh region, where the Pokemon League Champion Cynthia found it on the ground playing reruns of King of the Hill. Rumor has it she's still sitting in front of that TV with a big bucket of ice cream and a spoon, eagerly watching Jetpack Bill fly through space with his leaf blower jetpack for the millionth time.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 03:49, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

no luv weed web

oi m8.

smoke weed everyday.

peace mothafukka.

'But what if Patrix90 isn't kill?File:ILLUMINATI.jpg

U fukin wat m9? SWED. peace mai frond.

BurningTorrent (talk) 19:59, June 12, 2015 (UTC)

Me like video games,

Me play Postal Tew,

Me find funny

Screenshot for yew:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=467231078

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 12:43, June 23, 2015 (UTC)

K.

BurningTorrent (talk) 17:03, June 26, 2015 (UTC)

Hello

<¤> Hello, i'm Bonesy. As i am incapable of doing so, would you please go to Scheepybirds talk page. There is something waiting. You will understand.

Bonesy

17:53, July 2, 2015 (UTC)

WHARGARBLE

BURNING! Memez added you in his series 'The Overly Epic Reign of Corruption'. Thought you might wanna know.

Bonesy

23:42, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for telling me. Just read the whole thing.

BurningTorrent (talk) 17:39, July 9, 2015 (UTC)