User talk:BurningTorrent

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SOMEGUY123 (talk) 22:39, August 31, 2014 (UTC)

HOW DO ADD FRIEND

Someone Forgot Their Signature (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)

YOU CAN'T THERE'S NO WAY. NONE OF US HAVE FRIENDS HERE M8.

BurningTorrent (talk) 01:02, February 2, 2015 (UTC)

So if everytime a trollpasta is made, you come straight away to make a comment? Damn son, thats nice

[LE BAGUETTE GUY FROM FRANCE] 08:25, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

It depends if I read it or not or if I really feel like leaving a comment.

BurningTorrent (talk) 13:03, April 11, 2015 (UTC)

Saw on your profile you were open to doing a collab.

So....yeah....we should do one....

....Uhhhh....

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 13:44, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I did have a few ideas for trollpastas, such as:

- Dethklok becomes a boy band. Since the band has 5 members, it works out perfectly.

- Super Bowel 69 (between the Shitfuckistanian Pirates & the Washington Redskins [South Park's version]). All the players get swords and chaos insues.

- The Charmin bears have a sexual fetish for wiping their asses. I mean, come on, that's all they think about on the commercials.

Just a couple ideas. Lemme know which one you like.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 17:41, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I love it. I would've ended up using MS Paint anyways.

Do you have a Google account? I do all my typing on there, and we could start a shared document to pass back and forth with ideas.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 20:05, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

Set the document to shared. Hopefully should pop up on you end. It's just a blank page for now.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 21:04, May 4, 2015 (UTC)

I see I have converted you over to Metalocalypse. Excellent...Phase 1 of 'Operation: NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is complete. Now for Phase 2...BRB have to go buy a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler...

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 00:51, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

Operation 'NoBitchezInTheKitchen' is an 8-phase procedure...8 meaning 'infinity symbol'...meaning I'm doomed to repeating the same operation for eternety. Had to sell my soul to the devil for eternal life just so I could continue on.

Phase 1: Get someone addicted to Metalocalypse.

Phase 2: Get a 55-gallon drum of cat pee and a garden sprinkler and set it up outside for the neighbor's kids to play in.

Phase 3: Watch Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise XXX Edition and enter the secret button combination on the connected Xbox controller at the 52.3 minute mark exactly.

Phase 4: Open up a wormhole in my TV.

Phase 5: Turn around, pull down my pants, and goatsee the wormhole.

Phase 6: Have the Crazed Butt-stabber pop out of the TV and stabbled me in teh butt.

Phase 7: A quantum-flux reaction causes the TV to phase out of the material universe and get thrown into a random alternate universe, killing no one and confusing the shit out of anyone in the immediate vicinity.

Phase 8: ...Profit...except not, because the Kickstarter project for this only raised $2.37, which I spent on a Doritos Fritos Beefy Cheesy 5-Layer burrito at Taco Bell.

(Optional) Phase 9: Moonwalk on the front lawn of the White House while nuclear missiles launch in the background and Guile's Theme plays.

Last time I did this, the TV landed somewhere in the Sinnoh region, where the Pokemon League Champion Cynthia found it on the ground playing reruns of King of the Hill. Rumor has it she's still sitting in front of that TV with a big bucket of ice cream and a spoon, eagerly watching Jetpack Bill fly through space with his leaf blower jetpack for the millionth time.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 03:49, June 3, 2015 (UTC)

no luv weed web

oi m8.

smoke weed everyday.

peace mothafukka.

'But what if Patrix90 isn't kill?File:ILLUMINATI.jpg

U fukin wat m9? SWED. peace mai frond.

BurningTorrent (talk) 19:59, June 12, 2015 (UTC)

Me like video games,

Me play Postal Tew,

Me find funny

Screenshot for yew:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=467231078

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 12:43, June 23, 2015 (UTC)

K.

BurningTorrent (talk) 17:03, June 26, 2015 (UTC)

Hello

<¤> Hello, i'm Bonesy. As i am incapable of doing so, would you please go to Scheepybirds talk page. There is something waiting. You will understand.

Bonesy

17:53, July 2, 2015 (UTC)

WHARGARBLE

BURNING! Memez added you in his series 'The Overly Epic Reign of Corruption'. Thought you might wanna know.

Bonesy

23:42, July 8, 2015 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for telling me. Just read the whole thing. BurningTorrent (talk) 17:39, July 9, 2015 (UTC)

Amurica

Memez is a fan of your work as well, so mah fukboi will be happy to hear that. He said he would continue it after i continue the Adventures series, but i cant write right now so dont hold your breath 4 more of his series.

Bonesy

17:54, July 9, 2015 (UTC)

Schtuff

U has Steam account?

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 18:28, July 22, 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I do, don't really go on much though.

BurningTorrent (talk) 05:49, July 30, 2015 (UTC)

Well, I've got a few good reasons to get on more often:

1. Gary Coleman

2. Krotchy dolls

3. Lighting people on fire

4. Extinguishing said people by peeing on them

5. "Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?"

6. The Super-fun Pigeon Hunting Mission

Send me a friend request on Steam and I'll show you what I mean.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 02:26, July 31, 2015 (UTC)

Tried sending you a request but it says your friends list is full. Try sending me one. On steam it's 'mishisderpy'

BurningTorrent (talk) 02:55, July 31, 2015 (UTC)

Check out your Steam profile when you get a chance.

Richie "Ball-Lover" Marcus (talk) 02:26, August 1, 2015 (UTC)

eyem happeye

I think i'm ACTUALLY gonna win TPoTM. Me on outside:Calm but impressed.Me on inside:FUCKING RAINBOW LASER WEED SHARKS FIGHTING ALIEN ROBOT DEMON PIRATES IN A SUPERNOVA!!!

Bonesy

06:03, July 30, 2015 (UTC)

This is some rate banter. Hope you win anyway!

BurningTorrent (talk) 06:36, July 30, 2015 (UTC)

Happy Near-Year

Happy almost one year Burning! Also, you dragged me into Homestuck. I cosplayed as Dave Strider at my local con.Damn you.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 04:39, August 24, 2015 (UTC)

Ayy, thank you! Also, I dragged someone down into the depths of depravity with me! Woop!

BurningTorrent (talk) 13:19, August 24, 2015 (UTC)

IMPROtINT MASSAGE UF NO IMPOTTENCE

So I see you've taken to reading my Xanthia.lua series?

Gr8 m87.

I'll just link you to the rest of the series incase you missed it.

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Xanthia.lua

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Xanthia.lua_Book_Three_-_6_Crazy_Nights_At_Freedy%27s_That%27s_Really_Just_Basically_Filler

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Xanthia.lua_Episode_4_-_Fall_Of_The_FNAF_and_JTK_Fanbases_In_A_Horrible_Ending_Note_For_An_Equally_or_Infinitely_More_Cancerous_Series -Fresh off of WordPad (Also, you're a main protagonist in this one)

Feel free to call me a faggot if this is horribly annoying.

TheDudeWhoLicksMustard (talk) 12:22, August 26, 2015 (UTC)TheDudeWhoLicksMustard

UR AN FAGIT HAHAHAHA! (jk.)

Yeah, I was going to get round to reading those eventually, after I've finished working on everything else.

BurningTorrent (talk) 18:10, August 26, 2015 (UTC)

Your Impending Doom.

Your punishment for dragging me into this fandom is.....DEATH. No, thats letting you off easy.....INCLUSION INTO MY HORRID PASTA SERIES!!!!! That seems a far more fitting punishment.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 19:06, August 26, 2015 (UTC)

NO, NOT INTO THE PASTA SERIES, IT BUUUURNS!

BurningTorrent (talk) 19:09, August 26, 2015 (UTC)

Your inclusion into the Cult.

The squad heard the padding sounds of feet running, and turned to see Skepolo sprinting away from the current party. Alex sat and watched

Bonesy:"Aren't you gonna do something?"

Alex:"My pet has been quite hungry as of late, maybe i should give him a snack..."

Skepolo neared the lake, almost to the edge of the horizon, when a long,bright red tentacle emerged from the water and snapped him in half.A collective "HOLY SHIT" rang out around the field.

Memez:"Hate to point out the obvious, but now we're down a person and the teams are uneven."

Alex:"I have that covered."

Alex took a small vial filled with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD and drew a pentagram on the grass.He mumbled many words that everyone in attendance couldn't understand, and a flaming hole opened up.And from that hole crawled the demon known as...

Burning:"I'm only PART demon, dammit."

You're in the Adventures now, m8.

A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 17:47, August 27, 2015 (UTC)

God damn it I wanted to sit around and do nothing for a while longer. Oh well, I guess I'm a part of this now.

BurningTorrent (talk) 18:02, August 27, 2015 (UTC)

ae

Welp Burning, it happened. Check No.8 out when you get the chance.A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 05:09, August 31, 2015 (UTC)

New pastuh

http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_The_Killer Still don't know why you dragged me to that movie, it was complete shit

A Rather hilarious Bone Structure (talk) 14:00, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

It was still better than Boku no Pico though.

BurningTorrent (talk) 16:04, September 1, 2015 (UTC)