User talk:The Damn Batman

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Fatal Disease (talk) 23:44, May 11, 2014 (UTC)

idk

¡Vampire Venganza! (talk) 02:46, July 3, 2014 (UTC)

RE: what, ban?

> 18:39, July 5, 2014 The Damn Batman (Talk | contribs) banned Metafawker (Talk | contribs) from chat with an expiry time of 1 month, ends 18:39, August 4, 2014 (Causing drama/disrupting chat multiple times)

Since when was I causing drama, I thought you already banned me for 2 hours earlier. And I don't remember disrupting chat.

{{Subst:User:Metafawker/sig}} 20:24, July 5, 2014 (UTC)

re:ban

1 day is a lil harsh :(((

why you gotta keep a black man down :c

also fred savage has a really punchable face (talk) 01:49, July 10, 2014 (UTC)

Ayy lmao

Chat crashed, come back pls.

SOMEGUY123 ^(talk) 21:05, August 1, 2014 (UTC)

Come here

http://clubpenguinpookie.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Chat

CPStealer (talk) 18:45, July 29, 2015 (UTC)CPStealer

KunK

Kunk x --"You're lucky I was around to save you from having your fucking balls shot off" (talk) 11:08, August 14, 2015 (UTC)

hey

u mirin? SOMEGUY123 (talk) 04:23, September 5, 2015 (UTC)

oh okay, see you whenever you come back. SOMEGUY123 (talk) 04:44, September 5, 2015 (UTC)

asdf

chat crashed

come back, lardo

SOMEGUY123 (talk) 16:59, September 7, 2015 (UTC)

You know you were wrong

This isn't the first time something like this happened. There was the bullshit with Kerbin back in May, that everyone blamed only me for until two months later when you finally pulled your heads out of your asses and realized, Hey, wait, Celtic was right the whole time: Kerbin's just a whiny bitch. Now here you are, you know I'm easy to piss off and you know how much I hate kicking, so you kicked me for something that a fuckton of other users did and weren't punished with intent to start a flamewar, you started one, couldn't admit that you were wrong. SG lied about what he posted, you lied too, even Tuna started whiteknighting you. You kicked only me for something other users were guilty of, then quickly pulled some bullshit to make yourself look good by kicking others for doing it too, knowing they'd be kicked because if you just stopped at me everyone would know the truth.

Then after you and everyone else lie some more, you pull an excuse out of your ass to ban me for drama that you were knowingly responsible for, all in an effort to get everyone ganging up on me and ban me again, just to watch a huge dramafest begin because you couldn't be rational and not kick me for something everyone else did. There's not even any drama bullshit until you or Spoooky shows up and you know it, because you two love to piss me off and whiteknight yourselves.

You couldn't even simply be honest about everyone else posting the ASCII and try to pull another excuse out of your ass. Instead you had to keep up your lie, let every other retard get roped into thinking you're right, try to make me out to be the bad guy and find a good cover-up excuse to ban me for something you caused. That kick wasn't justified, nor the ban. We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would lie.

This is your last chance. Show some goddamned integrity, lift the bullshit ban, admit you were wrong and move on. If you don't, everyone might think you're right, but you'll go about the rest of your life knowing you lied and never admitted it, and by extension are equivalent to a little bitch with no integrity and a disgrace to the human race, and I might be banned for a few days, but hey, that gives me time to find another hobby and go about the rest of my life knowing I'm a man of my word. On the other hand if you do, you could grow up, be a man, move on, end this drama bullshit that you started, everyone might go back to liking you, you'll probably get to keep your rights and I can go back to having a happy fun time shitposting because I have nothing better to do. It's you're choice, what you'll do, but we both know what happened and what should happen.

2xnitro (talk) 01:00, September 17, 2015 (UTC)

but srs 3 days for 3 posts k bby w.e u say!

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hello

I request to be unbanned as I am not a sock.

really bro please unban me

--Fifty Foot Ant (talk) 19:54, October 12, 2015 (UTC)

Bye

If you're actually leaving, bye. Marc2427 (talk) 23:36, January 1, 2016 (UTC)

I hope you leave forever NapalmRatte (talk) 14:11, January 2, 2016 (UTC)

Tbh lad I don't know where you're getting this idea that everyone hates you but bye I guess. FriedTunaWaffles (talk) 14:14, January 2, 2016 (UTC)

ok, bye.

RYUJO 激怒TALK PAGE 20:20, January 2, 2016 (UTC)

I wish you actually left

2xninto ^Talk10:42, January 3, 2016 (UTC)

leaving

I wish you left 

Skepolo 00:56, January 4, 2016 (UTC)