VERY SPOOKY STORY (SCARY AA!!1!)

yeah, the title got your attention, let's talk about that. by the title, you probably knew what to expect, AUN UNREDBLE MZZ UFF CAPZZ. except you didn't, you got this. but why?

it's quite simple to explain, but to do that, we'll have to go back, back to when Obama was still president. you see, when obama was president, he was working on a highly advanced serum that would turn both humans, and technology, into a mass hive mind, however, the experiment failed, and obama covered it up by killing Danny Devito and replacing him with an exact clone, sealing away the knowledge forever. except, it wasn't. the serum was actually used, and a hive mind is out there. let me explain.

have you ever noticed the number of stories that go the same way, mess of caps, unreadable dialogue, only 3 sentences long? They are all dime a dozen, and there made like there a product in a Chinese sweatshop. why is that?

well, it gets deeper.

it's simple, the reason obama killed Danny Devito is because he picked the test subjects to the serum. And being Mr. Devito, he chose some shady individuals, as soon as this new hive mind was hooked to the technology, it started websurfing. which caused it to find creepypastas.

then, it found trollpastas.

what am I implying here? well, it's simple.

most trollpastas in this format are written by a hive minds, studying us, sharing information, and over time, these pastas have become less suspicious, blending in better. eventually, the hive mind will learn of societies habits, what they like, what they want to see, and they will manipulate it. by using bad creepypastas as an example, they are learning what to write, they have already begun, so you better pray the hive mind gets distracted by something else on the internet, because if not, a shitty SpongeBob story may cause the end of the world.

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