Video games turned me into a vile person: Difference between revisions
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Latest revision as of 01:53, 20 October 2022
Based on a 2019 r/Copypasta post
Simply turning on the console made me think of gouging someone's eyeballs. Picking up the controller reminded me of lifting a knife. The music flowing into my ears reminded me of the cries of millions being slaughtered. Each sport had me practice an essential killing skill. Boxing taught me how to brutally pound people with my own fists, baseball taught me how to swing machetes, poles, and other weapons, bowling taught me how to throw explosives through a door smoothly, tennis taught me how to quickly react and change the direction I was pointing my gun, and golf taught me how to mop up the survivors on the floor.
Look at what these games have done to me. I'm going to get help now. Don't play video games, kids.
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