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The shock caused Ivan to awake in a hurry, only to find that he had soiled his undergarments in real life as well as his dream. His trademark Machoke briefs and champion belt had to come off. The Pokemon reluctantly removed these articles of clothing from his body, and the now-naked Machoke returned to the bed next to Vladimir Putin. He hoped that he wouldn't get urine on the bed sheets since his penis was still moist with the stuff, and the last thing he wanted to do was make his new master unhappy. Now, when Pokemon have trademark articles of clothing (like Machoke and Scraggy for example) attached to them, it becomes a part of their identity and it even ties directly to their self-worth. This was also true in Machoke's case. Even with a ripped body and giant purple penis, Ivan felt insecure being naked without his clothes. This caused him to seek consolation elsewhere.
He remembered how comforting the atmosphere of a Pokeball was, but as far as he could tell, there were none around. It was then that he spotted a round, spherical shape in the darkness next to him. "Could it be?" the Machoke thought. Perhaps it
Putin turned on the lights, head dripping with sweat and urine, and looked right at the startled Ivan. The Russian President screamed in horror when he saw Ivan the Machoke standing there, stark naked with his bulging muscles and flaccid purple cock. The sight was so horrifying, that Vladimir jumped out of bed, and ran off to lock himself in his hunting closet. Embarrassed and ashamed, Ivan gathered his urine-soaked clothes, and made a break for the bedroom door. Putin's accomplices and assistants heard the commotion, and rushed to see what was going on. It took almost an hour to convince Putin to come out of the closet where he was hiding, but when he did, he smelled of Pokemon sweat and urine! Once he calmed down, he asked where Ivan had gone. However, what he got was not the answer he wanted...
The assistants told him that Ivan had run away from the Kremlin, and that a squad of Spetzsnaz was out looking for him. Feeling guilty for this incident, Putin stayed awake all that night. He had just caught that wonderful Machoke, and he was even about to train him, too! In the morning, he vowed to make the situation between him and Ivan right once more. It was then, that Spetzsnaz officials informed Vladimir of Ivan's supposed whereabouts. Putin's beloved Machoke- Ivan Drago, had run away to Eastern Europe. He had made his way to the
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