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I was an intern at Hogwarts when I suddenly bumped into Severus Snape and he dropped a CD. It said "Voldemort.exe" on the cover in black Sharpee marker. I decided to pop it into my broom and see what was on it. The only file on it was a executable file by the name of Voldemort.exe. Makes sense. I cast Openinus Filius on it and to what it was. First it showed Harry Potter and Hermione Granger in a dark room with hyper-realistic Unicorn blood all over. I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Hermione cast Thenina Skeletionia Popedoutus on Harry and he became hyper-realistic and hyper-realisticly exploded. Then Hermione turned into Quirrell and then into Dumbledore then Snape and then McGonagall then Hagrid then Pomfrey then finally into Voldemort. He then hyper-realisticly laughed a hyper-realistic laugh and then hyper-realisticly exploded too. I started to wonder if this was just one of Peeve's sick jokes but I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Suddenly, Harry was back at the Dursley's but everyone's face was Voldemort's. Even Voldemort's face was now Voldemort's face. Then Dudley with Voldemort's face threw a hyper-realistic tortoise with Voldemort's face at Harry with Voldemort's face and he hyper-realisticly exploded again. Then a skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? Then there was a hyper-realistic flash of green light like in Harry's memories but instead of a cold laugh, it was Uncle Vernon hyper-realisticly screaming. Then I saw myself in the Mirror of Erised but my face looked like Voldemort's. Wait my greatest desire is to have the face of Voldemort? Whut? Anyway I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Then there was the same dark room but Voldemort was standing there with Voldemort's face and he sed "Ur Next". And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? |
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I was an intern at Hogwarts when I |
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suddenly bumped into Severus Snape and he dropped a CD. It said |
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“Voldemort.exe” on the cover in black Sharpee marker. I decided |
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to pop it into my broom and see what was on it. The only file on it |
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was a executable file by the name of Voldemort.exe. Makes sense. I |
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cast Openinus Filius on it and to what it was. First it showed Harry |
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Potter and Hermione Granger in a dark room with hyper-realistic |
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Unicorn blood all over. I passed it off as a glitch and continued |
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watching. Hermione cast Thenina Skeletionia Popedoutus on Harry and |
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he became hyper-realistic and hyper-realisticly exploded. Then |
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Hermione turned into Quirrell and then into Dumbledore then Snape and |
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then McGonagall then Hagrid then Pomfrey then finally into Voldemort. |
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He then hyper-realisticly laughed a hyper-realistic laugh and then |
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hyper-realisticly exploded too. I started to wonder if this was just |
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one of Peeve's sick jokes but I passed it off as a glitch and |
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continued watching. Suddenly, Harry was back at the Dursley's but |
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everyone's face was Voldemort's. Even Voldemort's face was now |
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Voldemort's face. Then Dudley with Voldemort's face threw a |
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hyper-realistic tortoise with Voldemort's face at Harry with |
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Voldemort's face and he hyper-realisticly exploded again. Then a |
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skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? Then |
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there was a hyper-realistic flash of green light like in Harry's |
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memories but instead of a cold laugh, it was Uncle Vernon |
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hyper-realisticly screaming. Then I saw myself in the Mirror of |
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Erised but my face looked like Voldemort's. Wait my greatest desire |
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is to have the face of Voldemort? Whut? Anyway I passed it off as a |
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glitch and continued watching. Then there was the same dark room but |
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Voldemort was standing there with Voldemort's face and he sed “Ur |
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Next”. And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out with |
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Voldemort's face and who was phone? |
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Latest revision as of 05:17, 21 March 2022
I was an intern at Hogwarts when I suddenly bumped into Severus Snape and he dropped a CD. It said "Voldemort.exe" on the cover in black Sharpee marker. I decided to pop it into my broom and see what was on it. The only file on it was a executable file by the name of Voldemort.exe. Makes sense. I cast Openinus Filius on it and to what it was. First it showed Harry Potter and Hermione Granger in a dark room with hyper-realistic Unicorn blood all over. I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Hermione cast Thenina Skeletionia Popedoutus on Harry and he became hyper-realistic and hyper-realisticly exploded. Then Hermione turned into Quirrell and then into Dumbledore then Snape and then McGonagall then Hagrid then Pomfrey then finally into Voldemort. He then hyper-realisticly laughed a hyper-realistic laugh and then hyper-realisticly exploded too. I started to wonder if this was just one of Peeve's sick jokes but I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Suddenly, Harry was back at the Dursley's but everyone's face was Voldemort's. Even Voldemort's face was now Voldemort's face. Then Dudley with Voldemort's face threw a hyper-realistic tortoise with Voldemort's face at Harry with Voldemort's face and he hyper-realisticly exploded again. Then a skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? Then there was a hyper-realistic flash of green light like in Harry's memories but instead of a cold laugh, it was Uncle Vernon hyper-realisticly screaming. Then I saw myself in the Mirror of Erised but my face looked like Voldemort's. Wait my greatest desire is to have the face of Voldemort? Whut? Anyway I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Then there was the same dark room but Voldemort was standing there with Voldemort's face and he sed "Ur Next". And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone?
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