WHEN DED MEMES ATTAK!
Lets start dis story with a famous quot:
"I GOT GRAPES, WHAT YOU WATCHING SON!?" - NUMP, Teh Nutshack (2007)
Chapter One: Da Meme Graveyard
I was at the meme graveyard. I waz starin at some ded memes. It was beautiful. All the bad memez were in their graves, where the deserve to fucking die. Ahh. The ded memes. I just love seeing the grave of deez nuts. I loved spending all of my happy times here. As i spilled chicken grease on the grave of deez nuts, i was like fuck it chicken isnt good without grease. so i dumped the bucket into the grave. But because im fucking retarded and didn't know the chocken had superpowers!! The chiken turned into ground chicken and then deez nuts guy eated the chicken and turned into zombie. "DEEEZ NUUUTS!", he bellowed. All of the dead memes rose.
Chaptar Dos: Meme Mind Control
Deez Nuts decided to start and army. So they all pulled phones from their anuses and started posting the memes. They got onto vine, started making shitty vines, posted memes on fuckbook, posted memes on tumblr to trigger those little faggot transgender furries. They start to contro the populus. As more memes came from their grave, more memes got posted. Because I fucking h8 memes, I found out and i was like oh no it was the chiken!! I knew i had to do something to stop these cancer memes before the world explodes and dies to death.
Chapter Tree: Undercover Memeage
I knew i had to do something. And everyone was mind controlled, and i fucking didn't want more vine comps on youtube, so i printed out a doge and make a paper mask. I knew this would work cuz im fucking stupid. So i went to the meme base that i knew where it was because fuck you, plot relevance. I went to the memehouse and went undercover. I asked a meme what the weaknesses of memes were. They said dank memes. I was like lol k. Then the real doge came in and said, da fuq m8 im real doge. I got spookked. Then deez nuts threw a cracker at me. Because I'm a fucking pussy, I got knocked out. All i could see darkness and memes.
WILL CONTINUE LATER
