Weezer Fetish

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I have to confess that I have a Weezer fetish. Yes it is sexual, and I am very ashamed of that.

Every time I listen to Weezer I cum. Every time someone says something about Weezer, I cum. Even when I'm just talking about Weezer, I cum. And yes, I am cumming right now writing this confession. I hate it, but I have to live with it. It's like a disease except that there's no cure. I know it may seem like a joke or a troll post, but it's not. This is a real issue, and I want everyone to take me seriously.

I am not attracted to women, I am not attracted to men. The only thing I care about sexually is Weezer.

I told my mom about it and she laughed her ass off, but I wasn't. My Weezer fetish is a real problem. A real problem that needs to be taken seriously, not to be ridiculed.

I know that a lot of people would be convinced this very post is a joke, but it is not. I'm 100% serious and I need help. I never wanted to have a Weezer fetish, and I don't want to die on that hill.

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