What Happened to Nintendo

I've had lots of issues lately.

What happened to Nintendo? The NES was born, a very cherished console. The SNES came along fighting the Genesis. Rareware saved Nintendo from the incoming popularity of the PlayStation and Sega Saturn (the latter is least popular and very hated) with Donkey Kong Country, a game that used 3D-ish sprites, even though it is a side scroller game.

Nintendo ended up sticking with cartridges with the Nintendo 64. It did, however, receive some love. Then the Nintendo GameCube came in 2001, the first Nintendo console to use discs, albeit mini-DVDs, meaning it and onward Nintendo systems was not compatible with DVDs or CDs. The Nintendo Wii came out, it's pretty much a cherished console and probably the most popular Nintendo console of this era.

The Wii U was released, giving a head-start to the PS4 and Xbox One, which stole the fame. Wii U was lost, pretty much become a failure.

Then Nintendo had an upcoming game system, code-named the NX. In late 2016 I bet all of you were excited. But was it going to use cartridges, because Nintendo was too lousy to do discs anymore? Will it be a portable console (3DS successor)? Both apply, because Nintendo ended up coming out with a monstrosity.

The Nintendo Switch is the personification of crap. But all of those fanboys, ALL of those Nintendo crazies stomped on my opinion. It's a fact. I prefer the 3DS. The Nintendo Switch only had Zelda. Only the few Zelda fan-people would get the Switch for that reason.

I was shocked by its success. I couldn't believe people actually liked that idiotic excuse of a Nintendo product. There's a huge lack of games.

There are some others that hate the Nintendo Switch, really. All of them died. That needs to be a coincidence.

I'd rather be writing some crappy nursery rhyme than this. I feel my life has impacted. Mercy on me has decreased. Like for Nintendo has stopped. I prefer that Wii U, sitting on my counter as if it's all alone, since no one wants to play it's monstrous games.

Not saying, that all of Nintendo, not even the Wii U, is horrible. I've seen Need for Speed on the Wii U. I think. The Nintendo Switch is home to so many cringy freaks who want to look "hip and cool."

After a year of its release, I've slowly seen my trust for Nintendo fade into the shadows. After looking up "Nintendo Switch," I was looking at images of it in disgust. Then was my most horrible sight.

Something said that Undertale was coming to the Nintendo Switch.

I fell down my chair in horror. I fell into a severe coma and had to be taken to the hospital. I woke up in only 2 weeks, my mom looking at me worried.

As we returned home, I felt the urge to go back on the computer. A window popped up saying:

Your opinion sucks.

You suck.

How f*cking dare you ridicule the Nintendo Switch?

If you do that again,

you're gonna have a bad time.

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