Who would cum first?

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Argument: I dunno, I feel like Trump would cum first, because Biden wouldn't want to or not be able to and Trump would like to show people that he is capable, so he'd cum first just to also spite Biden

Counter argument: No I think you're wrong, Biden would definitely cum first cause Trump, being younger, would be sucking and blowing Biden so fast he wouldn't even be able to keep up with him. And Biden being so old wouldn't be the fastest at sucking and might have less control over his reproductive systems than Trump would. So Biden would cum first and Trump would rub it in his face that Biden came first and Biden would be very embarrassed.

Conclusion: I think Biden would cum first but for different reasons. Consider they each have access to presidential-level dick pills and technology, so we can safely assume that they each have working penises despite their advanced age. I think the determining factor is really who has the most fuckable mouth, and it would unquestionably be Trump. He has both the round plumped dick sucking lips, and a diet of oily/lubricating fast food. Biden's mouth and lips are dry as sandpaper and I would posit Trump may not even be able to maintain an erection, let alone actually cum given the state of Bidens dry lips. However there's the very real possibility Trump finds the mere idea of the act pleasurable enough to achieve orgasm and simply has to go through the motions. Nevertheless I think in either case the mere suppleness of Trump's mouth would result in Biden's more immediate orgasm.

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