Why I Wanna Fuck Luigi

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we all know that luigi is the sexiest motherfucker roaming our universe, but my love for him goes deeper than that. his beautiful blue eyes and his well brushed mustache instantly make me cum everytime I look at them. the shape of his body is beautiful beyond human comprehension, no human could ever remotely compare to the perfectness that is luigi. and as mathew patrick from the popular youtube channel game theory has explained in one of his videos, luigi also packs quite a spicy noodle. there is nothing more godly for me than being dominated by luigis massive mushroom cock while I stare at his beautiful body the whole time. I want to have an intimate and romantic relationship with luigi but I've learned that this can never become reality. therefore I've decided that I will tonight cover myself in all my copies of super luigi u and will commit suicide happily knowing that luigi awaits me in the afterlife.

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