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NOTE: This is a satire of poorly-researched theory pastas, in the vein of [[MAH POKEYMAN THEERY]]. Don' take it seriously. |
[[File:DISNEY_666_DUN_DUN_DUN.jpg|thumb|OMG 666]]NOTE: This is a satire of poorly-researched theory pastas, in the vein of [[MAH POKEYMAN THEERY]]. Don' take it seriously. |
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The answer is not a simple one; you see there are multiple reasons for this but the easiest to understand are as follows: |
The answer is not a simple one; you see there are multiple reasons for this but the easiest to understand are as follows: |
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==Neo-Nazism (Disney's Hidden Empire)== |
==Neo-Nazism (Disney's Hidden Empire)== |
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It is a well-established fact that the late Walt Disney was a fascist who believed that Nazism would be the next step of human evolution. However, when the Nazi state fell, Disney was left with a troubling new world: one in which old Walt's dream was unable to be fulfilled. |
It is a well-established fact that the late Walt Disney was a fascist who believed that Nazism would be the next step of human evolution. However, when the Nazi state fell, Disney was left with a troubling new world: one in which old Walt's dream was unable to be fulfilled.[[File:O_CRAP_NAZI_DIZNEE.jpg|thumb|Oh, crap! Nazi Mickey!]] |
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However, Disney found a way to smuggle a few of Nazi Germany’s last remaining super-weapons and soldiers in underground bunkers, hidden deep below the current Disneyland. These secret bunkers are now Disney's stronghold for their Hidden Empire. |
However, Disney found a way to smuggle a few of Nazi Germany’s last remaining super-weapons and soldiers in underground bunkers, hidden deep below the current Disneyland. These secret bunkers are now Disney's stronghold for their Hidden Empire. |
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Let's not forget the frequent larger-than-life parades in the theme parks, which would put the mass rallies of the Soviets or Nazis to shame. |
Let's not forget the frequent larger-than-life parades in the theme parks, which would put the mass rallies of the Soviets or Nazis to shame. |
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==Satanism & The Occult (Disney's true mascot)== |
==Satanism & The Occult (Disney's true mascot)== |
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Disney has a long history of witchcraft and Satanism, due to Walt Disney striking a deal with Satanic forces to ensure the success of his original creations. This is how Walt grew to such great heights, and even in death, Walt's satanic legacy continues. |
Disney has a long history of witchcraft and Satanism, due to Walt Disney striking a deal with Satanic forces to ensure the success of his original creations. This is how Walt grew to such great heights, and even in death, Walt's satanic legacy continues.[[File:DIZNEE_SATAN.jpg|thumb|Disney = Satan.]] |
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The inner-circle of Disney know fine well that Satanism and witchcraft are the lifeblood of their company, and have included Paganic imagery in every one of their productions: the Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch, the Horned King, Maleficent...the list is endless. |
The inner-circle of Disney know fine well that Satanism and witchcraft are the lifeblood of their company, and have included Paganic imagery in every one of their productions: the Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch, the Horned King, Maleficent...the list is endless. |
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