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[[File:DISNEY_666_DUN_DUN_DUN.jpg|thumb|OMG 666]]NOTE: This is a satire of poorly-researched theory pastas, in the vein of [[MAH POKEYMAN THEERY]]. Don' take it seriously.
{{note|Note: This is a satire of poorly-researched theory pastas, in the vein of [[MAH POKEYMAN THEERY]]. Don' take it seriously.}}



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For generations, Disney has promoted Mickey Mouse as their lovable mascot, and tens of thousands have been fooled into accepting him as their cheerful overlord. However, the truth about Mickey Mouse is hard to stomach: he is actually the product of a genocidal maniac intent on subjecting our children to Satan ritual abuse and worse. The question is…why?
For generations, Disney has promoted Mickey Mouse as their lovable mascot, and tens of thousands have been fooled into accepting him as their cheerful overlord. However, the truth about Mickey Mouse is hard to stomach: he is actually the product of a genocidal maniac intent on subjecting our children to Satan ritual abuse and worse. The question is…why?


The answer is not a simple one; you see there are multiple reasons for this but the easiest to understand are as follows:
The answer is not a simple one; you see there are multiple reasons for this but the easiest to understand are as follows:

==Neo-Nazism (Disney's Hidden Empire)==
==Neo-Nazism (Disney's Hidden Empire)==
[[File:O_CRAP_NAZI_DIZNEE.jpg|thumb|Oh, crap! Nazi Mickey!]]
It is a well-established fact that the late Walt Disney was a fascist who believed that Nazism would be the next step of human evolution. However, when the Nazi state fell, Disney was left with a troubling new world: one in which old Walt's dream was unable to be fulfilled.[[File:O_CRAP_NAZI_DIZNEE.jpg|thumb|Oh, crap! Nazi Mickey!]]
It is a well-established fact that the late Walt Disney was a fascist who believed that Nazism would be the next step of human evolution. However, when the Nazi state fell, Disney was left with a troubling new world: one in which old Walt's dream was unable to be fulfilled.


However, Disney found a way to smuggle a few of Nazi Germany’s last remaining super-weapons and soldiers in underground bunkers, hidden deep below the current Disneyland. These secret bunkers are now Disney's stronghold for their Hidden Empire.
However, Disney found a way to smuggle a few of Nazi Germany’s last remaining super-weapons and soldiers in underground bunkers, hidden deep below the current Disneyland. These secret bunkers are now Disney's stronghold for their Hidden Empire.
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Many of Disney's animated features also show Nazi ideals such as the strong male lead, hapless damsels, and so forth. In modern times, the Hidden Empire has tried to diversify the Disney trade by having black protagonists and strong female leads in order to throw people off the scent of their true purpose.
Many of Disney's animated features also show Nazi ideals such as the strong male lead, hapless damsels, and so forth. In modern times, the Hidden Empire has tried to diversify the Disney trade by having black protagonists and strong female leads in order to throw people off the scent of their true purpose.

==New World Order (Disney's "Utopia" Revealed)[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Mickey_Mouse_Is_Corrupting_Our_Youth_And_Destroying_Our_Childhoods?action=edit&section=2]==
==New World Order (Disney's "Utopia" Revealed)==
Closely linked to the Hidden Empire is Disney's participation in the New World Order, Disney is one of the leading figures of this underground movement and seeks to use it to create their "utopia": Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow or Epcot.
Closely linked to the Hidden Empire is Disney's participation in the New World Order, Disney is one of the leading figures of this underground movement and seeks to use it to create their "utopia": Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow or Epcot.


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Let's not forget the frequent larger-than-life parades in the theme parks, which would put the mass rallies of the Soviets or Nazis to shame.
Let's not forget the frequent larger-than-life parades in the theme parks, which would put the mass rallies of the Soviets or Nazis to shame.

==Satanism & The Occult (Disney's true mascot)==
==Satanism & The Occult (Disney's true mascot)==
[[File:DIZNEE_SATAN.jpg|thumb|Disney = Satan.]]
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Disney has a long history of witchcraft and Satanism, due to Walt Disney striking a deal with Satanic forces to ensure the success of his original creations. This is how Walt grew to such great heights, and even in death, Walt's satanic legacy continues.[[File:DIZNEE_SATAN.jpg|thumb|Disney = Satan.]]

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Disney has a long history of witchcraft and Satanism, due to Walt Disney striking a deal with Satanic forces to ensure the success of his original creations. This is how Walt grew to such great heights, and even in death, Walt's satanic legacy continues.


The inner-circle of Disney know fine well that Satanism and witchcraft are the lifeblood of their company, and have included Paganic imagery in every one of their productions: the Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch, the Horned King, Maleficent...the list is endless.
The inner-circle of Disney know fine well that Satanism and witchcraft are the lifeblood of their company, and have included Paganic imagery in every one of their productions: the Fairy Godmother, the Wicked Witch, the Horned King, Maleficent...the list is endless.
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It is designed to tempt our youth into practicing black magic and vile sorcery while giving off the false impression to parents that it is all harmless "fantasy."
It is designed to tempt our youth into practicing black magic and vile sorcery while giving off the false impression to parents that it is all harmless "fantasy."


The rise in pop-stars such as the Jonas Brothers are also a sign of Disney's Satanic links: as we all know popular music exists to brainwash our children and the Jonas Brothers along with countless others are a subtle way for Disney to transform our children in selfish, materialistic sex-slaves. But a particularly evidence coming from Disney Channel is the ''surprisingly'' bleak Wizard of Waverly Place series who victimise witches and portray us, good and proud Christians, as a threat for them.
The rise in pop-stars such as the Jonas Brothers are also a sign of Disney's Satanic links: as we all know popular music exists to brainwash our children and the Jonas Brothers along with countless others are a subtle way for Disney to transform our children in selfish, materialistic sex-slaves. But a particularly evidence coming from Disney Channel is the surprisingly bleak Wizard of Waverly Place series who victimise witches and portray us, good and proud Christians, as a threat for them.



==Genocide & War (Disney's Plan For Our Children)==
==Genocide & War (Disney's Plan For Our Children)==
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