Why my balls hurt: Difference between revisions

alrightOkay. letsLet's just cut to the chase. forFor 2 weeks. iI had some weird syndrome that happens when iI go outside. myMy balls are either crushed, shot, punched, or kicked,. letLet me explain the rest of the story, so one night iI was trying to sleep when something thathappened. looksI likesaw the crappy stereotypical ghost. The ghost dropped aan anvil on my balls and iI tried to go to the doctor and while iI was trying to go to the doctor, then iI saw that same ghost with milltarymilitary gear holding a sniper rifle. heHe shot my balls again, and it hurt so. badNow, and iI was brought into the hospital and iI went back home and the ghost kicked my balls while iI was in the bathroom. iI finally decided to go to the doctor again after the ghost did the naruto run and punched my balls again. afterAfter iI visited the doctor, iI learned iI had ball destorying-destroying ghost syndrome and the only way iI wouldcould be cured was to show it pictures of a fat whale, so iI went back to my house, and it tried to throw a grenade at my balls, but iI showed it whalethe pictures. andThen it screeched and vanished. nowNow iI can finally be at peace and my balls are no longer in constant fear of being destoryeddestroyed.