Woody Is Love, Woody Is Life

There's a snake in my boot

< I was 12 years old

< Today was the day kids would bring their favorite movies at school

< The dvds that each kids had brang were Toy Story, Rio, Bee Movie, and Foodfight

< The teacher said that if 10 kids in my class room raise they hand, one the kids who brought their movie will be picked

< I hope Toy Story gets picked

< Everybody who did not bring dvds pick Rio

< I am shocked

< Teacher puts Rio into the tv

< The movie makes me sick

< I puke

< Everybody starts laughing at me

< Woody, please help me

< Suddenly Woody jumps out of my Toy Story dvd

< Woody transforms into the size of a human being

< He says "Reach for the skkkkkkyyyy"

< Woody then grabs the tv and throws it out of the window

< All the kids in the room start panicking

< Woody grabs the kids who brought their dvds and starts shoving snakes down their throats

< They all die from the venom

< All the other kids and the teacher get out of the classroom

< I'm the only one left in the classroom

< Woody then comes to me and says

< Your my favorite deputy

< Woody then flies out of the classroom window

< I cry with tears of joy.

Woody is love, Woody is life

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