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Search your area to see if a Shinigami possibly left their death note behind. If you find one, you are to pick it up, locate the god of death, ask for "the eyes" so that you can identify any alien, zombie or Satanist that you assume to be a threat to your safety/survival and write their names in the death note (NOTE: This will not have any affect on zombies unless you write a cause of death that will involve destroying the brain).
 
Leave civilization {{-- }}zombies cannot be around you if there were no people to begin with, no?
 
Give up. But I can tell that you will refuse to give up, because you are childish and hate to lose. How do I know that, you may ask? Because I am also childish and hate to lose. So read ahead.
 
Live on a boat {{-- }}zombies cannot swim.
 
Hide underground {{-- }}your average alien will not in any way be able to track you.
 
Murder everything that moves.
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