YFMTS: The Lost Episode
Do you guys remember Your Favorite Martian? YFM actually had a webseries known as Your Favorite Martian; The Series. It ran for 12 episodes, but I manage to find the 13th epsisode. I remember hearing about the supposed lost episode a while back so I asked Ray William Johnsom about it. To my surprise, Ray ended up breaking down into tears and he sent me a link to a website. When I visited the websites, my computer got a million viruses. Thankfully, one of those viruses was the lost YFMTS episode!
The episode started with the normal YFMTS intro, but something was off. first off, it was slightly slower and pitched down while the footage had a red-ish tint to it. Then I noticed Puff Puff, the main singer of the band, was completely missing! At the end of the intro when all of the bandmates are on top of the bus, I noticed Puff's severead hand dripping blood just laying where Puff himself should be. "Timber me Shivers!" I thought to myself.
The episode starts with a shot of Puff beating his dick to a picture of Tig, Puff's love interest in the series. I gasped. "HOW COULD THEY ALLOW SUCH A THING ON AN OTHERWISE KID FRIENDLY WEB SERIES???" i shouted. Puff was beating off so hard that his wrist started to bleed. Then, (and here's the scary part so be scared) Puff's hand just flies off with hyper realistic blood, hits the computer screen with the picture of Tig on it and the computer monitor falls down and breaks. Puff doesn't react, in fact, he's completely silent for 2 minutes. Then, he suddenly has this huge smile on his face as his pupils turned red and hyper realistic and his eyes began gushing hyper realistic blood.
Puff then runs and begans to kill his bandmates. What happened was too shocking and traumatic for me to describe as hyper realistic blood and organs splattered on screen. I sobbed as I witnessed Dee-Jay having his face smashed into his turntables repeatedly, Axel being stabbed with his own drumsticks, and Benatar having his skull caved in after being repeatedly hit with his own keytar. The scene ended with a long 3 minute shot of the band member's corpse with puff puff staring into the camera. Then it showed a picture of Ray William Johnson but he's a demon with Korean text that said "Hail satan fartknocker!!"
I closed the page and went to the YFM youtube channel and clicked on the My Balls music video to get rid of the memory, but instead of the normal music video, it had a pitched down and demonic edit of the song with a picture of ladybug puff puff staring into the camera with hyper realistic bloody eyes and a missing hand. Then he popped out of the computer and killed me.
THE END!!!
Credited to boyrobutt
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