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It was a normal night at my household. My dog was sleeping by the fire as it burned out, and I was reading a good book...until a heard a knock on the door.
It was a normal night at my household. My dog was sleeping by the fire as it burned out, and I was reading a good book... until a heard a knock on the door.


KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK KNOCK
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I cowered in the corner of my house.
I cowered in the corner of my house.


KNOCK...knock
KNOCK... knock


The knocking finally had calmed down.
The knocking finally had calmed down.
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KA-BLAMMY!
KA-BLAMMY!


My whole front door barged down, and their was a little miget waiting in the doorway.
My whole front door barged down, and their was a little midget waiting in the doorway.


"YOUR SCREWED, BITCH! AHAHHAHAHA" He cried with his little voice.
"YOUR SCREWED, BITCH! AHAHHAHAHA" He cried with his little voice.
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They all screamed at once. On that command, they began charging towards me. Being a 67th degree in black belt, I used a Rasengan to blast my way through the enemies.
They all screamed at once. On that command, they began charging towards me. Being a 67th degree in black belt, I used a Rasengan to blast my way through the enemies.


Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by Spongebob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer.
Once I escaped my backyard, I was in the street. I saw Putt-Putt driving down the street with the stupid dog inside. I jumped into the car and drove down the street. I passed by SpongeBob, who was slamming himself in the face with a hammer.


I suddenly pulled up in front of The Projects. The Huntsville rapist came running towards me, but I pulled out an RPG-7 and blasted his little face off. Continuing through the projects was scary. Once I came out of the Projects, I came across...
I suddenly pulled up in front of The Projects. The Huntsville rapist came running towards me, but I pulled out an RPG-7 and blasted his little face off. Continuing through the projects was scary. Once I came out of the Projects, I came across...
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"LOST VIDEO STORE"
"LOST VIDEO STORE"


I walked inside and watched all the videos on the shelves, including Dead Bart, Squidwards Suicide and all the Happy Appy DVD's. After I was done I got a Plastic Bag and suffocated myself, until I woke up and realized I was dead, inside my grave. I lied back down and closed my eyes.
I walked inside and watched all the videos on the shelves, including Dead Bart, Squidward's Suicide and all the Happy Appy DVD's. After I was done I got a Plastic Bag and suffocated myself, until I woke up and realized I was dead, inside my grave. I lied back down and closed my eyes.


Soon I was woken up in Weenie Hut General.
Soon I was woken up in Weenie Hut General.


"HUH? WEENIE HUT GENERAL?" I cried.
"HUH? WEENIE HUT GENERAL?" I cried.
[[File:YOR_NEXT.png|thumb|DA LITTLE MIGET]]


I saw the miget and Cupid all surrounding the operation table.
I saw the miget and Cupid all surrounding the operation table.


I'M SCREWED.
I'M SCREWED.




(TROLL PASTA BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY, TACO EXPRESS)
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