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The third in the series. Collect |
The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't. The previous ones are [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|here]] and [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|here.]] Now has [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|two]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|sequels.]] |
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Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?) |
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Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?) |
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Jeff begins flight class. |
Jeff begins flight class. |
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Jeff Gets Helmet Hair |
Jeff Gets Helmet Hair |
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Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT |
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT |
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Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas |
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas |
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Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught) |
Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught) |
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Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking |
Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking |
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Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.) |
Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.) |
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Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die |
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die |
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Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown |
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown |
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Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom |
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom |
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Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins) |
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off ('''SPOILER''': Smile Dawg wins) |
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Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off |
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off |
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Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle |
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle |
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Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun |
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Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun |
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Jeff and the Glory Hole |
Jeff and the Glory Hole |
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Jeff Grows Tusks |
Jeff Grows Tusks |
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Jeff's Detachable Penis |
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Jeff's Detachable Penis |
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Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth |
Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth |
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Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting |
Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting |
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Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off |
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off |
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Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!) |
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!) |
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Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes |
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes |
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Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING) |
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Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING) |
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[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|Jeff's pie.]] |
[[File:Gal-yuk3-jpg.jpg|thumb|Jeff's pie.]] |
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Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons |
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons |
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Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner) |
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner) |
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Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers |
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers |
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Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker |
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker |
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Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!) |
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Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species! |
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Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character) |
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Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!) |
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Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species! |
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Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character) |
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Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen |
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen |
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Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf |
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Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf |
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Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts |
Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts |
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Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars. |
Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars. |
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Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders |
Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders |
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Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears |
Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears |
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Jeff's Eyes Implode |
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Jeff's Toothache |
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Jeff's Eyes Implode |
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Jeff's Toothache |
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Jeff Orders Pizza |
Jeff Orders Pizza |
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Jeff Visits God |
Jeff Visits God |
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Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second |
Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second |
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Jeff Kills Lucy |
Jeff Kills Lucy |
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Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker |
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker |
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Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?) |
Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?) |
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jeff eats irish bread |
jeff eats irish bread |
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Jeff Gets Mummified |
Jeff Gets Mummified |
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THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY! |
THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY! |
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Jeff Gets Swampass |
Jeff Gets Swampass |
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Jeff gets the swine flu |
Jeff gets the swine flu |
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Jeff's Giant pen0r |
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Jeff's Giant pen0r |
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Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures |
Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures |
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Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose |
Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose |
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Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill |
Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill |
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Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel |
Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel |
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Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game |
Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game |
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Jeff Farts On BEN |
Jeff Farts On BEN |
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Jeff Dances The Can-Can |
Jeff Dances The Can-Can |
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Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse |
Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse |
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Jeff's Appendix Bursts |
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Jeff's Appendix Bursts |
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Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once |
Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once |
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Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space. |
Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space. |
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Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade |
Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade |
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Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions |
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Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions |
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Jeff Marries Bigfoot |
Jeff Marries Bigfoot |
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Jeff The Hippie |
Jeff The Hippie |
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Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.) |
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Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship |
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Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom |
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Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.) |
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Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship |
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Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom |
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Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly |
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Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly |
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Jeff Blows Up The Ocean |
Jeff Blows Up The Ocean |
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Jeff's Blue Balls |
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Jeff's Blue Balls |
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Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle |
Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle |
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Jeff Gets An Enema |
Jeff Gets An Enema |
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Jeff Does Impressions |
Jeff Does Impressions |
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Jeff The Sockpuppet |
Jeff The Sockpuppet |
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Jeff eats some cereal. |
Jeff eats some cereal. |
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Murder-O |
Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside! |
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Jeff goes bowling |
Jeff goes bowling |
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Jeff does a math quiz. And fails. |
Jeff does a math quiz. And fails. |
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Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher. |
Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher. |
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Imagine: Sex ed quizzes. |
Imagine: Sex ed quizzes. |
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Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;( |
Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;( |
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Jeff The Astronaut |
Jeff The Astronaut |
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Jeff Hibernates for the Winter |
Jeff Hibernates for the Winter |
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Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out |
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Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza |
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Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out |
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Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza |
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Jeff Meets The Rhubears |
Jeff Meets The Rhubears |
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Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door |
Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door |
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Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2 |
Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2 |
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Jeff Gets Gold Fever |
Jeff Gets Gold Fever |
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Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease |
Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease |
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Jeff's Tummy Hurts |
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Jeff's Tummy Hurts |
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Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap |
Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap |
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Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection |
Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection |
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Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off |
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Jeff's Nipples Get Sore |
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Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off |
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Jeff's Nipples Get Sore |
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Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow |
Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow |
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Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning |
Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning |
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Jeff Licks His Elbow |
Jeff Licks His Elbow |
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Jeff Gets A Foot Massage |
Jeff Gets A Foot Massage |
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Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers |
Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers |
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Jeff's Laryngitis |
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Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion |
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Jeff's Laryngitis |
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Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion |
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Jeff Goes Scuba Diving |
Jeff Goes Scuba Diving |
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Jeff Meets The Jetsons |
Jeff Meets The Jetsons |
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White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump |
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White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump |
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Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie |
Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie |
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Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube |
Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube |
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Jeff Brushes His Teeth |
Jeff Brushes His Teeth |
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Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki |
Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki |