Your Biological Mother Is So Morbidly Obese

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, one day she flew out to space and the entire Solar System started orbiting around her. Now the Solar System traverses around your mom as she takes us out into new galaxies, and collects more planets and stars for her orbit. We're building a peaceful multiplanet society with our alien friends thanks to your mom. We owe it all to her. And just because she ate more doughnuts than anybody else in the universe.

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