Your iPoor

Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you because I have my AirPods Max™ on me, listening to the new U2 album on Apple Music® which I found using Shazam®. I even Apple Pay®-ed for it on iTunes® with Face ID® on my iPhone® and now I'm listening to it on my Mac Pro® with my Pro Wheels, equipped with an Apple Afterburner® card hooked up to my 2 Apple Pro Display XDR® sitting on my 2 Pro Stands, programming with Swift®, SwiftUI® and AppleScript® using Xcode® and AppleScript Studio™, something you will never even see cuz your iPoor. Speaking of music, I absolutely love my multi-room HomePod® setup, which serves as a bridge to all my HomeKit® accessories. It just works. I can ask Siri® to turn on the lights. Hell, I even set up various Siri Shortcuts® to make all kind of cool stuff, like looking up the next Apple Event and with Handoff® I can easily just move my music from my iPhone® 12 Pro Max(yes, it does have AppleCare®, I got it from the Genius Bar® at the local Apple Store® and I love the Super Retina® display) to my HomePod® or even to my Apple Watch® I also want to buy a HomePod mini™ as well, or maybe even 2, or 3... the possibilities are endless, but not for you poor ass. Yes, if you're asking I DO have the new Apple Pencil®. In fact, I have 3 of them. One is for my iPad Pro® from 2020 and the other one for my iPad Air® 4th generation. I use both of them for my Sidecar™ setup with macOS®(If you think that the design of Big Sur is bad, then your just jealous because your so poor ypu can't even get an iPhone® SE). The third one is in case the other ones wear out. OMG! My bestie messaged me on iMessage® and sent me a Slofie™ and her Animoji® is GORGEOUS. I also shot some amazing photos around Apple Park in Apple ProRAW™. I would AirDrop® them to you, but you don't have that :P. Did I mention that I also got Final Cut Pro® and Logic Pro® because I just got home from a Today at Apple® session and I absolutely love the magnetic timeline and the way everything is structured. It just works, and it's especially neat with the Touch Bar™ on the MacBook Pro® 16" and MacBook Pro® 13" with the M1 chip inside, which is the fastest chip in the laptop space. Anyway, I'm going to go to my Apple TV® and watch on Apple TV+™ the new episode of The Morning Show since I lost my MacBook Air® in a bar, but thankfully, Find My™ quickly found it and also it was encrypted with FileVault®. Then I'm going to exercise with Apple Fitness+℠. You gotta get that Burn Bar℠ up and then I'mma play some games on Apple Arcade℠. Their collection is simply unbeatable by anything out there, just like they say, There's an app for that®. Thanks for coming to my podcast everyone, you can find me on Apple Podcasts® with the name iLoveApple. Cya and don't forget to Think different®.

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