"Is that your grandad's coat?"

I think macklemore is trying to wage spiritual warfare on me. His song "thriftshop" has been tormenting me since I first heard it. However last night it got taken to a new level.

I was having a regular dream. I was eating some waffles and they were so delicious. Suddenly I heard a weird noise coming from the closet. To my horror I realized that it was the instrumental to "Thriftshop". And it was getting louder.

Fear gripped my chest tightly and I suddenly had the urge to check my pockets. 20 dollars. Only 20 dollars in them. Nothing else.

I awoke screaming in a cold sweat.

An icy wind fingered my ear through the window "Is that your grandad's coat?"

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Credited to Thunder_54 
Originally uploaded on July 14, 2014

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