*Insert videogame here*.exe

One ordinary day, a friend of mine (whose name will remain undisclosed) sent me a package in the mail. Written on it in red pen was the following message:

My dear friend,

Please destroy the game enclosed in this package. Do NOT play it, or he'll be after you too.

Best regards, [Friend]

Upon reading this, I took the package inside, smashed it with a hammer until all that remained were bits of plastic and paper, threw the remains in the fire, and took the resulting ashes to the tip the next day.

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