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I wiped my ass with 87 sheets of toilet paper and now none of my coworkers will talk to me. |
I wiped my ass with 87 sheets of toilet paper and now none of my coworkers will talk to me. |
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I had to shit at work today, and doing what |
I had to shit at work today, and doing what you're supposed to, I wiped until I saw blood. |
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Unfortunately, this took 87 sheets of toilet paper, which promptly clogged the toilet when flushed. Upon seeing the toilet filled with radioactive green piss, turds that carried a vague resemblance to full sized rolls of salami, and a few gallons of blood in varying shades of red, my coworkers |
Unfortunately, this took 87 sheets of toilet paper, which promptly clogged the toilet when flushed. Upon seeing the toilet filled with radioactive green piss, turds that carried a vague resemblance to full sized rolls of salami, and a few gallons of blood in varying shades of red, my coworkers won't talk to me anymore. |
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There isn't even "hushed whispers" around the office, everyone just stares straight ahead with a dead look in their eyes. What is wrong with my coworkers? |
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Latest revision as of 18:13, 22 August 2023
I wiped my ass with 87 sheets of toilet paper and now none of my coworkers will talk to me.
I had to shit at work today, and doing what you're supposed to, I wiped until I saw blood.
Unfortunately, this took 87 sheets of toilet paper, which promptly clogged the toilet when flushed. Upon seeing the toilet filled with radioactive green piss, turds that carried a vague resemblance to full sized rolls of salami, and a few gallons of blood in varying shades of red, my coworkers won't talk to me anymore.
There isn't even "hushed whispers" around the office, everyone just stares straight ahead with a dead look in their eyes. What is wrong with my coworkers?
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