9001 Nights at Freddy Fazbear's Paradise of Pingas Pizza, An Autobiographical Memoir (AKA FNAF 5) Director's Cut: The Final Shreckoning: Game of the Year Edition: Hot Sauce included
The New Job
One day I, Timmy McJimmy, was looking for a job. I had only two cents and I lived in a box that was twelve inches tall on a street corner in Da Hood. In a newspaper I found on the ground, I saw a Help Wanted ad for a new resturant. It was called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Paradise. I yelled "OH SHNAZZ!" and ran all the way to the resturant. Luckily, the ad featured the address: 69 2Spooky avenue.I was very happy when they immediately let me have a job because I was homeless. They gave me night watch, even though I wanted to thaw frozen pizza under a heat lamp in the kitchen. They told me to be at work at 12 AM, which I kinda hated but, oh well!
Night 1
I arrived on time and put on my fabulous security uniform. I then heard a ringing noise coming from a phone on the desk. The man on the phone told me that I had to us an IPad to watch over the ten animatronics: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Katty Kat, Pappy the Potato, Sanic teh Hedgehoge, Doge, Dolan the Duck, and Balloon Bitch. I thought it would be easy enough untill Freddy moved from the stage to the kitchen. I thought it was a glitch, but then Bonnie then walked over to Katty Kat. They then went into the Pirate's Cove, being hidden behind the curtain. I heard a pirate-like voice saying "Shiver Me Timbers!" and a lot of clanging noises. I wanted to investigate but then
Pappy walked into the woman's bathroom, even though he was a man! I thought to myself "Oh No... Not One Of THESE Jobs". Dolan moved to the dining area, looked into the camera, and said "UR NEXT". Dolan rushed down the hall, but I closed the door right on time! The alarm clock oesk sounded, ending my shift, and I ran out the door crying like a baby.
Night 2
I went to my job, shivering, and I was 2 minutes late. Before I could worry about being fired for being late, the phone rang. The man said that I did a good job and that the animatronics would be harder tonight. I dunno if he ment that they would be more active, or more horny. I then saw on the screen Sanic running around in circles. He kept on saying "GOTTA GO FAST!" and playing a dubstep remix of the Sonic X theme song on an IPhone 7. Foxy then went up to Sanic and started running in circles with him. I rolled my eyes and changed the cameras, seeing Freddy staring at me. He said "Hai." and then did a funny dance. I then saw Pappy the Potato sneaking back into the woman's bathroom, smiling in a creepy way. I then tried to look in the women's bathroom to see what was going on, but I was interrupted by an ERROR message sayng " Dude, that is just perverted." I got bored, so I played Flappy Bird on the IPad. But, suddenly, Chica looked at me through the window. She screamed "LOVE ME" and tried to get in to the room, but I replied "Oh HEEEEELL NAH!" and shut the door. The alarm clock then sounded, and I left.
