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{{note|This Trollpasta was written by OneyNG, DingDongVG, and Matt from SuperMega. It is almost incomprehensible.}} |
{{note|This Trollpasta was written by OneyNG, DingDongVG, and Matt from SuperMega. It is almost incomprehensible.}} |
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I bought Pokémon at a car boot sale and it was covered in battery acid |
I bought Pokémon at a car boot sale and it was covered in battery acid, and it glitched. It made my sprites look all jumbled up! |
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I bought a Pokémon executable file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh, |
I bought a Pokémon executable file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh, |
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I got a virus! |
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I turned it on and Pikachu came on the screen, but his eyes were... oddly realistic, and blood was oozing out. |
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I bought a Pokémon card and it made my screen turn brown! |
I bought a Pokémon card and it made my screen turn brown! |
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I... I don't remember it lookin' that way, but I kept playing on. |
I... I don't remember it lookin' that way, but I kept playing on. |
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And then I turned on the TV and there was SpongeBob, but it wasn't Squidward |
And then I turned on the TV and there was SpongeBob, but it wasn't Squidward, i-it wasn't Squi-, Squidward was all upset. |
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I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD! |
I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD! |
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I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB, BUT I NEVER MET HIM! |
I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB, BUT I NEVER MET HIM! |
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Gyarados lookin' me, he's screamin' me, and I killed him with un- |
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Latest revision as of 10:15, 6 February 2024
This Trollpasta was written by OneyNG, DingDongVG, and Matt from SuperMega. It is almost incomprehensible.
I bought Pokémon at a car boot sale and it was covered in battery acid, and it glitched. It made my sprites look all jumbled up!
I bought a Pokémon executable file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh,
I got a virus!
I turned it on and Pikachu came on the screen, but his eyes were... oddly realistic, and blood was oozing out.
I bought a Pokémon card and it made my screen turn brown!
Needless to say, the beast was stunned!
I... I don't remember it lookin' that way, but I kept playing on.
And then I turned on the TV and there was SpongeBob, but it wasn't Squidward, i-it wasn't Squi-, Squidward was all upset.
I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD!
I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB, BUT I NEVER MET HIM!
Gyarados lookin' me, he's screamin' me, and I killed him with un-
Videos
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