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The dog spat a cat head from his mouth. The cat head had spider legs and ran away. It eventually entered an old man's ass and made his sing "Obladi-Olbada". |
The dog spat a cat head from his mouth. The cat head had spider legs and ran away. It eventually entered an old man's ass and made his sing "Obladi-Olbada". |
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The man went happy to his house. |
The man went happy to his house. |
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As he entered the house, he saw 7 penguins inside. He got scared and quickly ran upstairs to take his shotgun. He then came to the living room and pointed it at a penguin. The penguin turns to him. |
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"Hold your fire!" says the penguin. |
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"What are you doing in my house, ya pingus?" |
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The penguin answers: |
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"Your daughter owns us money, bitch!" |
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"Why?" |
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"She didn't satisfy us!" |
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"My daughter no longer lives here" says the man as he puts the shotgun down. |
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"Well, she no longer has any money in her house so we came here to collect." |
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The man is intrigued and says: |
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"Where is she now?" |
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A penguin turns to the man and whispers in his ear: |
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"In the Whorehouse!" |
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"Where?" asks the man. |
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Another penguin whispers in his other ear. |
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"In Zimbabwe!" |
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