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A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A little girl of 88 years old saw him and told him: |
A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A little girl of 88 years old saw him and told him: |
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"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?" |
"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?" |
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The man got even angrier and shouted at her: |
The man got even angrier and shouted at her: |
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"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!" |
"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!" |
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As he was walking down the street he saw a young fella washing his car in front of his yard. He looked at the young fellow and told him: |
As he was walking down the street he saw a young fella washing his car in front of his yard. He looked at the young fellow and told him: |
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"Yo, bro, is that water or is it piss?" |
"Yo, bro, is that water or is it piss?" |
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The young fella answered: |
The young fella answered: |
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"It is sperm, bro!" |
"It is sperm, bro!" |
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"Your sperm or ya brother's sperm?" |
"Your sperm or ya brother's sperm?" |
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"Yo mamma's sperm!" |
"Yo mamma's sperm!" |
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"Mamma does not have sperm you piece of dung! You manure!" |
"Mamma does not have sperm you piece of dung! You manure!" |
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"It can't be ma mamma's sperm 'cause ma ma not a man!" |
"It can't be ma mamma's sperm 'cause ma ma not a man!" |
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"You girl?" |
"You girl?" |
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"What?" |
"What?" |
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"Bro, how do you take a shit if your ass a vagina?" |
"Bro, how do you take a shit if your ass a vagina?" |
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"I shit through my nose, bitch!" |
"I shit through my nose, bitch!" |
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The man went happy to his house. THE END |
The man went happy to his house. THE END |
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