A story about a weird demo by some band I don't know

I had always been a fanatic for collecting demos by obscure bands who couldn't make it into the mainstream media. But one day, I found this weird CD on the street right beside my house. There was red Sharpie written on it- which you know is already a bad sign when you're too cheap to get a permanent marker that isn't a Sharpie- that read "JON'S BAND: TAKE 5 (01/15/99)." Eager as I was, I grabbed the CD and brought it into my house. I popped the CD in.

The first song was called "Jane," and it was a pretty cool post-hardcore emo song. I also figured I'd write the lyrics to the songs, since I don't know how to upload them to the Internet:

Like I said, I'm not coming back

I come home just to throw up my criminal thoughts

As I move back into your head, you kick me out

*unintelligible screaming vocals I couldn't figure out*

Oh, I thought I was good for you, Jane;

It's all my fault...

The second song was called "Anti-Hate"

The mind is where love starts

I couldn't stay awake to consume your opinions on me

It couldn't have been this way - you were never nice

The third song was called "01/06/99," and this where things got weird. It started with an intro of a woman crying. A man than yells "SHUT UP, YOU FAT SLUT!" The lyrics were nothing but unintelligible rambling.

The fourth song was called "Hidden in the Yard," which consisted of a loud static sound over a huge thud.

I searched everywhere for this song from forum to forum. All I could find was a blog post by a police officer from Texas who was talking about the most graphic discovery of a corpse he has ever seen. Oddly enough, the post was made on 01/08/99, Which was a few days after 01/06/99.

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