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We got there, the magician looks like he recently got bloodshot. I was wondering, please be a normal magic show.... I was hoping for the best. The magician pulled out EVIL PATRIXXXX then, he suddenly ate a pile of dog. I was creeped out from what I saw. Don't they only eat dogs in China? EVIL PATRIXXXX was farting alot, I saw baked beans on the dog. My brain was just, not, computing. I got stressed that EVIL PATRIXXXX would mess up the show, I was right. He farted and farted, till he passed out. How do you pass out from farting? The magician grabs a knife, stabs PATRIXXXX, and takes out the dog. IT HAS BAKED BEANS IN IT, HE RIPPED OFF THE BELLY OF EVIL PATRIXXXX! I was like, EWWWWWWW. He started by grabbing one of my friends, making him eat the flesh of PATRIXXXX. I was shocked from what I saw, a bunch of people I didn't knew started to run. He stabbed, and stabbed, and stabbed them all. All my friends escaped suddenly. I didn't record what happened, the police won't think this is real. There's a next show coming soon, so I'll take the time to do that. McShaw, my friend who ate EVIL PATRIXXXX is in the hospital, I wish him the best. |
We got there, the magician looks like he recently got bloodshot. I was wondering, please be a normal magic show.... I was hoping for the best. The magician pulled out EVIL PATRIXXXX then, he suddenly ate a pile of dog. I was creeped out from what I saw. Don't they only eat dogs in China? EVIL PATRIXXXX was farting alot, I saw baked beans on the dog. My brain was just, not, computing. I got stressed that EVIL PATRIXXXX would mess up the show, I was right. He farted and farted, till he passed out. How do you pass out from farting? The magician grabs a knife, stabs PATRIXXXX, and takes out the dog. IT HAS BAKED BEANS IN IT, HE RIPPED OFF THE BELLY OF EVIL PATRIXXXX! I was like, EWWWWWWW. He started by grabbing one of my friends, making him eat the flesh of PATRIXXXX. I was shocked from what I saw, a bunch of people I didn't knew started to run. He stabbed, and stabbed, and stabbed them all. All my friends escaped suddenly. I didn't record what happened, the police won't think this is real. There's a next show coming soon, so I'll take the time to do that. McShaw, my friend who ate EVIL PATRIXXXX is in the hospital, I wish him the best. |
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=== Chapter 3 - Incident 2 === |
=== Chapter 3 - Incident 2/Mr. Xi Jinping === |
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EVIL PATRIXXXX is dead. I have been wondering, "Why the fuck did he just listen to him?" The magician said "No questions shall be asked at this time." He went into his dumb lazy overrated magician hat, and pulled out something. The lazy magician said "胡言乱语!", which roughly translates to "Abracadabra!" Winnie the Pooh, or Xi the Pooh, or whatever you'll call him, was pulled out. Winnie, or Xi was complaining about how good the social credit system was. I fucking had it with Xi. I went up, and GRABBED HIS HAT, and slammed it with a piece of ASS. |
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Coming soon. |
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=== Chapter 4 - INCLUDE EPIC EXPLOSION HERE === |
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Coming in a few weeks/days. |
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