AbracaMURDER

My longest story yet... I'm going to put VERY hard work in this, don't mind if this takes a few days to finish. Enjoy...

Chapter 1 - Mad as Satin

I just got home from a vacation in Ireland, I'm too angry because Aer Lingus destroyed my bags, So, I'm not going on another vacation until I get a new suitcase. I was trying to find some interesting things on the TV, but nothing. Just, crap. I flicked through channels until I ended up on one, It was a ad for this magic show called "Magico Uterus" sounds like a fictional name that sounds bad. I looked into it and it looked like... Uh, shit? I decided to sign up because I want to express my stupidity. I was waiting days to cringe at shit, but the day finally came. I finally thought "SUCCESS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!" I saw on the news that EVIL PATRIXXXX was going to be there. I laughed my fucking ass off, taking it as a joke. I called my friends, they said they we're going there. The people who live near us heard what we we're talking about, one family member stepped outside and said "EAT SHIT, BITCH!" then slamming the door. They arrived in their hot, and sexh Jaguar, I fell in love with it when I saw it, kissing the hood. I got in the car, put on my fucking seatbelt, and we drove there. We stopped to get some McDonalds, today was the special meal, the McSexh, So I got a burgir and some fries. We drove off without paying, I was sticking the middle finger up until we exited the drive thru line. I ate my fries and they we're hot as fuck. My mouth was burning, and a bucket of water was poured on my head. The Burgir tasted like your normal burger. It had a bunch of shit in it. (not poo, silly ass.)

Chapter 2 - The Magic Show

We got there, the magician looks like he recently got bloodshot. I was wondering, please be a normal magic show.... I was hoping for the best. The magician pulled out EVIL PATRIXXXX then, he suddenly ate a pile of dog. I was creeped out from what I saw. Don't they only eat dogs in China? EVIL PATRIXXXX was farting alot, I saw baked beans on the dog. My brain was just, not, computing. I got stressed that EVIL PATRIXXXX would mess up the show, I was right. He farted and farted, till he passed out. How do you pass out from farting? The magician grabs a knife, stabs PATRIXXXX, and takes out the dog. IT HAS BAKED BEANS IN IT, HE RIPPED OFF THE BELLY OF EVIL PATRIXXXX! I was like, EWWWWWWW. He started by grabbing one of my friends, making him eat the flesh of PATRIXXXX. I was shocked from what I saw, a bunch of people I didn't knew started to run. He stabbed, and stabbed, and stabbed them all. All my friends escaped suddenly. I didn't record what happened, the police won't think this is real. There's a next show coming soon, so I'll take the time to do that. McShaw, my friend who ate EVIL PATRIXXXX is in the hospital, I wish him the best.

Chapter 3 - Incident 2

Coming soon.

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