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===08/30/2012 - 3:45pm===
===08/30/2012 - 3:45pm===
Oh fuck yes! Release day! Right now, I'm typing on my phone on the way to gamestop. My iPhone should fix all the capitals but for some reason, it wont fix the apostrophes but who gives a shit. the news right now is all bout ac3. just picked up copy of the game, still no steelbook, but that's alright, ive gotten over it. damn, the cashier that i picked it up from was hot. she wasn't much older than me and she had the biggest tits I've ever seen. she was probably an intern. should've asked for her number, but my focus right now is on ac3. oh, just noticed auto-spell now corrects for apostrophes but stopped doing capitals. lmao, dumb phone is dumb. as i exited the store, i though i saw the same hooded dumbass cashier from two weeks ago, but he or she isn't there. anyways, i am walking to my house now, but because I'm so focused on getting home quick, and typing on my phone, and the hot cashier at gamestop, and watching stop lights to make sure i don't get hit by a car, i barely noticed something on the game cover. instead of Connor tomahawking a redcoat, he was assassinating an American soldier. a bluecoat, or continental soldier. this is rather odd as connor is thought to be on "the greater good" side also known as usa-george washington side. i finally get home. i open the door, flop my shoes in the shoe rack, say a quick hi to my parents, and run to my room where my ps3 and TV is located. hang on guys switching to laptop so that i can type with proper punctuation and shit.
Oh fuck yes! Release day! Right now, I'm typing on my phone on the way to gamestop. My iPhone should fix all the capitals but for some reason, it wont fix the apostrophes but who gives a shit. the news right now is all bout ac3. just picked up copy of the game, still no steelbook, but that's alright, ive gotten over it. damn, the cashier that i picked it up from was hot. she wasn't much older than me and she had the biggest tits I've ever seen. she was probably an intern. should've asked for her number, but my focus right now is on ac3. oh, just noticed auto-spell now corrects for apostrophes but stopped doing capitals. lmao, dumb phone is dumb. as i exited the store, i though i saw the same hooded dumbass cashier from two weeks ago, but he or she isn't there. anyways, i am walking to my house now, but because I'm so focused on getting home quick, and typing on my phone, and the hot cashier at gamestop, and watching stop lights to make sure i don't get hit by a car, i barely noticed something on the game cover. instead of Connor tomahawking a redcoat, he was assassinating an American soldier. a bluecoat, or continental soldier. this is rather odd as connor is thought to be on "the greater good" side also known as usa-george washington side. i finally get home. i open the door, flop my shoes in the shoe rack, say a quick hi to my parents, and run to my room where my ps3 and TV is located. hang on guys switching to laptop so that i can type with proper punctuation and shit.

{{by-cpwuser|TheChillWillz|date=October 27, 2012}}
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