Atheist Belief Copypasta

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I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Santa. Unlike God, Santa leaves tangible evidence of his existence behind. I'd like to see God leave a present or coal or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from Santa than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas Santa offers physical rewards in the real world.

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