Attack of the Italian breadsticks!: Difference between revisions

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One day, I was pumping sperm into norweigen hookers until a limosine drove by. My friend, who was pumping mexican hookers screamed. He said, "Hey man dat limo stopped for us!" When the chauffer stepped out of the limosine, he whipped out his four foot long dick. My friend thought his dick was so amazing, he grobbled on his knees and was trying to suck it. Now naturally I was disgusted, so I shot my fucking friend in the face. I squatted down at his corpse and I said "Take that cheeseball." Then I ripped out his still beating heart and ate it. I pointed my finger at the chauffer and whippedout my six foot long penis. Soon the chauffer was getting desperate, so he made his dick erect. The dick was 88 feet long. "Pfffffft" I scoffed. I erected my penis and it was 4,000,000,000 miles long. His jaw dropped to the pavement. I punched his face so hard that his skull exploded. And that's why they name me bitchin the impaler.

I now live alone on this planet, masturbating and eating breadsticks.

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