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Shaun (Simon Pegg) is an electronics shop employee with no direction in life. His younger colleagues show him no respect, he has an estranged relationship with his stepfather, Phillip (Bill Nighy), and a challenging one with his housemate, Pete (Peter Serafinowicz), because of Ed (Nick Frost), Shaun's other housemate and vulgar, unemployed best friend. Furthermore, Shaun's girlfriend, Liz (Kate Ashfield), dislikes their social life, as they primarily spend every evening at the Winchester, Shaun and Ed's favourite pub; they never do anything alone together; Shaun always brings Ed, causing Liz to always bring her flatmates, David (Dylan Moran) and Dianne (Lucy Davis).
Before reading, wash your hands and play this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQkNPHnxtY


After a bad day at work, Shaun meets an old friend, Yvonne (Jessica Hynes), who asks what he and Liz are doing for their anniversary; having forgotten to book a table at Liz's favourite restaurant, Shaun suggests the Winchester, leading Liz to break up with him. Shaun drowns his sorrows with Ed at the Winchester. They return home late and spin electro records, only to be interrupted by an enraged Pete, who is suffering a headache after being attacked and bitten by "some crackheads." Pete confronts Shaun on his flaws, telling him to sort his life out.
It all happened a week ago. I just got fired from my job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for clogging the urinal. So I went home and prayed to Shrek. Suddenly, 2 strange robots appeared. 1 had wings and 1 had a horn. "Shrek, please save me" I called out. Suddenly, Donkey Kong came flying at the 2 robots with his spin attack from Smash Bros but he was using his expanded dong instead of his arms. His erect cock smacked the horn robot. Then Earthworm Jim appeared and started blasting them with his laser gun. Voltron then showed up and accidentally stepped on my neighbor's house. But I knew I could use the Dragon Balls to wish them back. Sonic then appeared and destroyed the robots. The robots exploded in a hyper realistic penis smoke cloud. It was all ogre. NOPE. Sonic.exe appeared and impaled Sonic with a knife that came out of nowhere. Sonic was barely alive. Sonic.exe laughed his evil Kefka laugh hyper realistically. Deadpool teleported in and sliced Sonic.exe in half. THEN, those 2 robots reappeared but they were fused together to form an ultimate being known as Drek. Will Earthworm Jim, Deadpool, Voltron, and Sonic be able to rek this dank threat? NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!!

The next morning, an overnight zombie apocalypse has overwhelmed the town, but a hungover Shaun is too busy dealing with his problems. He and Ed discover a "drunk" woman in the back yard; however, they realise she's a zombie after she survives being impaled by a pipe. A fat zombie man also appears. Shaun and Ed flee inside, and learn from a news report the only way to kill a zombie is "by removing the head or destroying the brain". First fighting back with random objects and Shaun's records, Shaun and Ed arm themselves with a cricket bat and a shovel after breaking into their own locked shed. They kill the two zombies in the yard and, by a process of elimination, decide the safest place to wait out the crisis is the Winchester.

Shaun discovers a now zombified Pete in the shower, so he and Ed escape in Pete's car. They find Shaun's mother, Barbara (Penelope Wilton) and Phillip - who has been bitten - and switch cars after Ed deliberately crashes Pete's car in order to drive Phillip's Jaguar. They head over to Liz, Dianne, and David's flat and collect them. Before they make it to the Winchester, Phillip dies of his bite, after making peace with Shaun. Abandoning the car as Phillip zombifies, they set off on foot, bumping into Yvonne and her group of survivors. Imitating the zombies, they sneak over to the pub; however, Ed and Shaun get into an argument that alerts the zombies. David breaks the window while Shaun leads the zombies away. The five take refuge in the pub, and Shaun joins them after losing the zombies.

Hours later, Shaun discovers that the zombies had followed him; Ed fully alerts them by foolishly activating a game. Shaun discovers the Winchester rifle above the bar is functional, using it to fend off the zombies. Barbara reveals she was bitten along the way and dies, becomes a zombie, and after David antagonizes the situation, resulting in amexican standoff, the distraught Shaun is forced to shoot Barbara. David is disemboweled and dismembered by the zombies after he attempts to shoot Shaun with the empty rifle; causing a frantic Dianne to unbolt the door to rescue him, disappearing into the crowd of zombies. Ed prepares a Molotov cocktail to fend them off, but Pete arrives and bites him. He manages to get over the bar and Shaun uses the cocktail to set fire to the bar, accidentally setting off the remaining rifle ammunition. They escape into the cellar, in which they contemplate suicide, but discover a service hatch to ground level. Shaun and Liz escape through the hatch as Ed stays behind with the rifle. Back on the street, as Shaun and Liz prepare to fight the zombies, the British Army arrives and guns down the remaining zombies, rescuing them. Yvonne, who has also survived, shows up and tells Shaun and Liz to follow her. They approach the safety of the trucks, reconciled.

Six months after the outbreak, the uninfected have returned to daily life, while the leftover zombies, retaining their instincts, are used as cheap labour and entertainment. Liz has moved in with Shaun (and redecorated the place), and Shaun is keeping Ed, now a zombie, tethered in the shed while playing video games.
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Latest revision as of 17:08, 11 March 2024

Shaun (Simon Pegg) is an electronics shop employee with no direction in life. His younger colleagues show him no respect, he has an estranged relationship with his stepfather, Phillip (Bill Nighy), and a challenging one with his housemate, Pete (Peter Serafinowicz), because of Ed (Nick Frost), Shaun's other housemate and vulgar, unemployed best friend. Furthermore, Shaun's girlfriend, Liz (Kate Ashfield), dislikes their social life, as they primarily spend every evening at the Winchester, Shaun and Ed's favourite pub; they never do anything alone together; Shaun always brings Ed, causing Liz to always bring her flatmates, David (Dylan Moran) and Dianne (Lucy Davis).

After a bad day at work, Shaun meets an old friend, Yvonne (Jessica Hynes), who asks what he and Liz are doing for their anniversary; having forgotten to book a table at Liz's favourite restaurant, Shaun suggests the Winchester, leading Liz to break up with him. Shaun drowns his sorrows with Ed at the Winchester. They return home late and spin electro records, only to be interrupted by an enraged Pete, who is suffering a headache after being attacked and bitten by "some crackheads." Pete confronts Shaun on his flaws, telling him to sort his life out.

The next morning, an overnight zombie apocalypse has overwhelmed the town, but a hungover Shaun is too busy dealing with his problems. He and Ed discover a "drunk" woman in the back yard; however, they realise she's a zombie after she survives being impaled by a pipe. A fat zombie man also appears. Shaun and Ed flee inside, and learn from a news report the only way to kill a zombie is "by removing the head or destroying the brain". First fighting back with random objects and Shaun's records, Shaun and Ed arm themselves with a cricket bat and a shovel after breaking into their own locked shed. They kill the two zombies in the yard and, by a process of elimination, decide the safest place to wait out the crisis is the Winchester.

Shaun discovers a now zombified Pete in the shower, so he and Ed escape in Pete's car. They find Shaun's mother, Barbara (Penelope Wilton) and Phillip - who has been bitten - and switch cars after Ed deliberately crashes Pete's car in order to drive Phillip's Jaguar. They head over to Liz, Dianne, and David's flat and collect them. Before they make it to the Winchester, Phillip dies of his bite, after making peace with Shaun. Abandoning the car as Phillip zombifies, they set off on foot, bumping into Yvonne and her group of survivors. Imitating the zombies, they sneak over to the pub; however, Ed and Shaun get into an argument that alerts the zombies. David breaks the window while Shaun leads the zombies away. The five take refuge in the pub, and Shaun joins them after losing the zombies.

Hours later, Shaun discovers that the zombies had followed him; Ed fully alerts them by foolishly activating a game. Shaun discovers the Winchester rifle above the bar is functional, using it to fend off the zombies. Barbara reveals she was bitten along the way and dies, becomes a zombie, and after David antagonizes the situation, resulting in amexican standoff, the distraught Shaun is forced to shoot Barbara. David is disemboweled and dismembered by the zombies after he attempts to shoot Shaun with the empty rifle; causing a frantic Dianne to unbolt the door to rescue him, disappearing into the crowd of zombies. Ed prepares a Molotov cocktail to fend them off, but Pete arrives and bites him. He manages to get over the bar and Shaun uses the cocktail to set fire to the bar, accidentally setting off the remaining rifle ammunition. They escape into the cellar, in which they contemplate suicide, but discover a service hatch to ground level. Shaun and Liz escape through the hatch as Ed stays behind with the rifle. Back on the street, as Shaun and Liz prepare to fight the zombies, the British Army arrives and guns down the remaining zombies, rescuing them. Yvonne, who has also survived, shows up and tells Shaun and Liz to follow her. They approach the safety of the trucks, reconciled.

Six months after the outbreak, the uninfected have returned to daily life, while the leftover zombies, retaining their instincts, are used as cheap labour and entertainment. Liz has moved in with Shaun (and redecorated the place), and Shaun is keeping Ed, now a zombie, tethered in the shed while playing video games.

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