Bad Hampsters
OMgawd guys i dunno what do omg omg i will keep typing an stuff for until i cant but oh man they are every wheres now so okay let me back up see it was like a week or sumthing back and I got this hampster pet like in a plastic cage rite because it was my birth day couple weeks back and my mom all she got me was like some random stuff like games an things but thats not what i want and she knows that coz i tell her i want a pet but SHE IS A MORON and never listen so i dint get one then and i had to go and start punching holes in like our doors and stuff for like all week until finally she stops crying and being SUCH A MORON and she get me this hampster and i guess hes okay at least i dont haff to clean up nasty dogs poops but he is little an i call him hamturd becose that is funny even though my mom cries more when I telled her but whatever she is worst so i am taking cares of hamturd and it’s all okay but then like a couple nights ago I sleep rite but when I get up hamturd is there but also this other hampster guy and i is like where did you come from other hampster i dont know you but it was kinda cool now i have two awesome rite but no not rite at all becose latter that day there is now like 6 more of them, and yester day morning like 12 or 20 more even THERE IS SO MANY HAMPSTER OMG and it was bad enuff having all these hampster but guys omg i am not even joking now that the hampsters last night they wake me up an is dark an I look over and all the hampsters they are in these lil black robes and stuff and theres this tiny fire going in their little plastic cage thing and I can hear them chanting in not english and they were doing bad bad stuff i think but when hamturd see i am waking and looking he point his little foot like the front foot at me while he’s stands on his back feet and then i sleep again and when i wake up there is even more hampsters now and they are in my bed and my dresser and they keep getting out of my room and my sister is screaming and my moms is still crying again and I cannot get these bad evil hampsters to stop and i bet they want to kill me specially hamturd who is actually kind of dick what do i do help ehlp help!
Credited to PeterLemonjellow
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