Balls, the Talkin' Dog

Little Kid: OH, a puppy!

Balls: I'm a dog, not a puppy.

Little Kid: Oh, okay...

Balls: How about you come to my alleyway? I have a treat for you.

Little Kid: OKAY!

*in the alleyway*

Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch*

He's BaaaaaaaaaALLLS, the Talkin' Dog!

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Old Man: Hai dere, little dog. What's your name?

Balls: My name is Balls.

Old man: And you talk. That's amazing!

Balls: You know why they call me Balls?

Old man: No... why?

Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite.

*crunch*

He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog!

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Store: Oh, hai, doggy. What can I get you today?

Balls: Do you have a knife?

Store Owner: Uh... sure... What kind of knife?

Balls: A big one. Possibly with... blood on it?

Store Owner: Uh, not really...

Balls: Are you proud of your dick?

Store Owner: Yeah... wh- why?

Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl.

*crunch*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog!

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Based on the character in the Alchestbreach videos. Feel free to add your own "Balls" stories above this line. But please evade the Trollpasta cliches (And then a skeleton popped out, etc.) Oh, and uh... Balls can't die. >.>

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Video:

File:Balls the Talking Dog! (AlChestBreach)