Be very careful

There could be creepy ghosts behind you trying to steal your soul. Or there could be black cats walking past your house, thus triggering a Final Destination style chain reaction that will inevitably result in your death. But you're better than that, so you don't become kill.

After surviving ghost assaults and Death himself, you run out of the house in piss stained pants. Then suddenly, a man with a gun runs to you and demands money. Luckily, you pull out a knife and fire it at him, making him a ghost. Confused that your knife was actually a ballistic knife, you make your way to your friend's house, only to find that his door is wide open. As you head inside, you find your friend kill, on the ceiling. After realizing that he wasn't your friend and actually a complete stranger, you nonchalantly walk back home, contemplating the events that unfolded. As soon as you reach the front door, the unspeakable happens. An owl flies by your head, and a black cat walks by your feet, once again triggering a chain reaction that ends with your head kissing the ground. You are now a ghost.

So the moral of the story is never go outside. You could die. Or worse. So be very careful...

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Credited to Mag-Net-Mk4 

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