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Latest revision as of 06:51, 9 December 2023
My name is Trenton. I am a human boy.
I have a human friend named Preston. We usually have good times with each other, and we love the same things as each other: Arthur, PlayStation, you name it, and we love it dearly.
However, this changed on one fateful day.
We were watching our favorite TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, and, a few minutes later, Preston asked me something.
"Have you ever wondered if you're even human?"
I said "No, of course not," as I never did such a thing. "Why wonder about that, anyways?"
"Well, it's a long story," Preston said, whilst turning off the TV. "Lately, I've been noticing that a pair of wings have been growing on my back."
"Wings?!? I know that you're joking, Preston."
"I'm serious, Trenton," Preston said. Suddenly, two humongous bat-like wings ripped his shirt off, as they were unfolding.
"Woah! You're a bat-man," I said, my eyes popping out so much that I looked like a cartoon character on steroids.
"No, I'm not," Preston wailed. "I'm a monster, an outcast."
"Of course not! You'd look so awesome, flying into the night!"
"I am an outcast, Trenton. I don't fit in this world."
"Preston, stop. It's just some wings."
Suddenly, a bunch of bats flew into the room, attacking my face, mistaking me as a threat and my winged friend as one of them.
"Oh shit, Trenton," Preston exclaimed. "Those bats attacked me before I noticed my wings! You're doomed, Trenton!"
"Well at least tell me what you are!"
"I'M A BAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
I woke up, and it turns ou I've been sleepwalking. And sleeptalking.
It's 12 in the afternoon. I remembered that my name is actually Bob, and I'm a fox. My friend is a bat, like in the dream. We were just sleeping over.
On top of all that, we were actually watching Arthur. We hate Spongebob.
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