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The projection on my screen then triggered a Nuclear Fission within my Commodore69, in which i managed to survive. However, Jar Jar Binks then proceeded spring out, straight outta nowhere. But this was not puppet, not a cosplayer, not even an otherkin, but rather a Living, Breathing, Nipple Clamp Lovin', Urinal Cake Curdien', Corn Boy Eaten', Jizz Stain Jocky, Jar Jar Bipolar, Brothers Grunt Fanboy, uses BBQ Sauce as lube, '''🅱️inks!''' |
The projection on my screen then triggered a Nuclear Fission within my Commodore69, in which i managed to survive. However, Jar Jar Binks then proceeded spring out, straight outta nowhere. But this was not puppet, not a cosplayer, not even an otherkin, but rather a Living, Breathing, Nipple Clamp Lovin', Urinal Cake Curdien', Corn Boy Eaten', Jizz Stain Jocky, Jar Jar Bipolar, Brothers Grunt Fanboy, uses BBQ Sauce as lube, '''🅱️inks!''' |
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Jar Jar then proceeded to repeatedly stab me to death with his Erect Penis. In the afterlife, I take the form of an Albino Corgi. As for you, the reader,you died from choking on a Grain of Salt before you could even finish reading this story. |
Jar Jar then proceeded to repeatedly stab me to death with his Erect Penis. In the afterlife, I take the form of an Albino Corgi. As for you, the reader,you died from choking on a Grain of Salt before you could even finish reading this story. |
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