Boneless Chicken
I was very hungry. Very very hungry. So hungry that I could eat an entire meal. I took it upon myself to drive to the nearest fast food establishment. The closest fast food establishment to my proximity was one known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken is obviously named after the 15th United State of Kentucky and sells fried consumable parts of the semi-avian bird, chicken.
I was on my way driving. I walked into the store to go buy some fried chicken. I asked for some chicken. The cashier says wait just a moment. I wait and the cashier gives me the chicken. I ate the chicken and it was delicious. However something scared me. "Where were the bones!?!??!? OH GOSH I DIDN'T EAT THE BONES DID I?! PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T EAT THE BONES! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T SWALLOW THE BONES!"
While I was on my knees praying I realized that there were no bones in the chicken at all. Out of the kitchen comes a chicken skeleton with a knife. "Cluck cluck" he says from across the room. The skeleton chicken comes closer and closer. "Oh no it's going to eat me!" The chicken then jumped into my mouth and I swallowed every bone of its body. Even the skull. The chicken reassembled himself in my body. I felt I had no control. The only thing I had control over was my consciousness. I started walking out of the store against my will. I tried to say something, but even my mouth was unable to move. I start walking to a random house that was near the Kentucky Fried Chicken. I knock on the front door someone answers the door. I start talking without any control of what I'm saying. I say "Hello. Would you be interested in signing up for a water cooler subscription? If I can get 5 people to sign up, I will be able to get a promotion which can earn up to 6 figures. Just scan this QR code. We are also hiring so I can help you through the interview process." I said this to over 200 houses that day, and only 2 people signed up.
The moral of the story is to not eat the bones in the chicken. You could end up working in a Multi Level Marketing scheme.
Credited to Pf_Farnsworth
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