Butterflyunicorn Needs Help: Difference between revisions

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==Prologue - Butterflyunicorn Needs Help==

Sooooooooooooooo......

Butterflyunicorn was sitting at her computer, writing a trollpasta as she drank some strawberry banana juice. Then she felt something land on her arm. She turned around, and it was a letter. Opening the letter, she quickly read what it said.

And that is where our story begins.....

==Chapter 1 - Butterflyunicorn turns into a Mary Sue==

Butterflyunicorn woke up sitting in her chair. "Phew!" she said, wiping the sweat off her forehead. "It was just a bad dream." She was about to click on Mozilla Firefox, however, she noticed a new browser in her taskbar. It was one named "HelpMeImInATrollpasta.exe", and it's icon was a demon awesome face. Curious, she clicked on it, and the program booted up.

==Chapter 2 - Butterflyunicorn Gets Trollpasta'd==

Suddenly dank memes appeared everywhere. "RUN!!!!!!!!" screamed Alex. And then they started running. Weed was flying in their face. But it was BLOODY EVIL MURDEROUS WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! It ate Butterflyunicorn's head but she was able to use her OP cliche Mary Sue powers to regrow her head. Then an EVIL SNOOP DOG (I'll call him Snoop Dog.exe) appeared. He was missing his eyes and he was bleeding everywhere. He then said "You will die." in dankish and smoked some bloody evil murderous weed causing him to spew evil ghastly murderous flames out of his cigarette. It was going to hit Alex, but Butterflyunicorn deflected it. Then she jumped into a portal was teleported somewhere else.

Meanwhile, several trollpastas (and creepypastas) were lining up to go to the war with the entire Trollpasta Wiki. "We FiGhT tO nOt Be TrOlLpAsTaS!!!!" screeched the trollpastas as they charged at the Trollpasta Wikians. (Hyper-realistic) blood went everywhere as the pastas rekt the Trollpasta Wikians. In the end, they were all dead, besides the admins, who went into hiding to find their TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR, the mysterious "バタフライユニコーン", who was the daughter of Patrixxx and Aphrodite. The Creepypastas and Trollpastas when took over the Trollpasta Wiki and began their evil plan to take over the entire FANDOM community! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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